Izanagi

That'll shut the scouse in the stadium up.

YES

Wasteful.

Should be 1-1

Set piece again...

They've started falling over already it seems.

Let's f**king wreck these c**ts.

Yeah, apologies. I mean "up front" as in further ahead than he usually is - being in DM and all this game. Luiz as a striker would be funny though.

Luiz up front is a real shock, but a good one. I'd wager Liverpool didn't see that coming.

Schwarzer, Cole, Essien, Mikel, Schurrle, Mata, Torres Subs. Also official, from Chelsea's own Twitter feed.

Cech; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; D Luiz, Lampard; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Eto’o. Official.

I hope to god that Cardiff get f**king crushed by Sunderland today.

6-0 Hull City They're still going.

City literally need the one chance to get a goal. We can have in excess of seventeen chances and not even hit the target. Says a lot. In other news. Hull are literally kicking five shades of sh*t out of Fulham.

City score, completely against the flow of play.

Wow. What the f**k is going on at the City game?

The RAWK preview thread is, as ever, full of pig-headedness and unwarranted self-worth. I hope we put them down on Sunday. Torres to score in the dying moments and to go mental celebrating in front of the Scouse. He might still be gone in January but man would he go out on a major high if he did that.

When he's on full-form Hazard is a defensive back-four's worst nightmare. Oscar is proving his mettle despite his age and (deceptive) frailty. Terry is more often than not reliable at the back. I'd say Terry's got at least two seasons left in him. Mata is hit-and-miss at the moment but that's understandable given the first half of this season. Cole, Lampard, and Essien need to move on though.

Wat. This post = ??

The media will try stir something up but I'm pretty sure that Ivan and Suarez will still shake hands regardless and signify that they've both moved on. Suarez, despite being a c**t at times, did his time - he served his 10-match ban and ultimately deserves some credit for not only picking himself up but also getting to his current searing form.

Watching the Manchester City vs Liverpool match on MOTD at the moment. Liverpool look f**king dangerous at the moment, they should have by-all-means gotten a draw or even a win today. No way in hell are we keeping a clean sheet here.

Not confident for this one at all. Our strikers cannot score for sh*t and despite some improvement in defense the past two games Suarez is going to f**k us up. I have a horrible, horrible feeling that Brendan Rogers and Liverpool will be the ones that end Jose's record at the Bridge. Will happily take a point if offered.

Us not being able to kill off teams is going to be our ultimate downfall this season. Buy a good striker in January. Eto'o and Ba need to leave.

f**king great. Ramires missing the Liverpool game.

3-1 Arsenal