Izanagi

If you didn't know that Andre Villas-Boas was the manager of Tottenham Hotspur (at least for now anyway) you'd be forgiven for suspecting he was a big-city banker. I mean, how else could he have made over £100,000,000 vanish without a trace?

David Moyes didn't spend over £100 million this transfer window.

LOTS of rumors buzzing around Twitter (yeah yeah I know...) that AVB has been 'summoned' for 'crisis talks' with Daniel Levy. Is the axe about to drop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY Love ya Spurs'

I honestly cannot see Andre Villas-Boas surviving that. We knew that he was a mediocre manager during his brief spell at Chelsea, exactly why the backroom and dressing room rebelled against him to get rid of him. Now we see that Tottenham are going through a similar phase. Hopefully this will result in wider absolution for our decision to sack AVB mid-season. He is a f**king awful manager who has now been completely figured out.

Pretty quiet. ... But only because 95% of the home support had abandoned ship and left around the 70 minute mark.

5-0 Wow, AVB is so f**king sacked.

f**king hell, Suarez again. 4-0

Going to say it again. Liverpool look like top-four material this year.

IS THERE A FIRE DRILL!? Another mass-evacuation of White Hart Lane is underway.

Looks like the two dugouts at St. James Park forgot that the game was football and not Tekken.

Maybe we're the anti-Arsenal... We kick the sh*t out of "good" teams. We suffer heavily against "minnow" teams.

Ramires... again...

Palace are going to get an equalizer now...

HOW THE HELL We had THREE on ONE

GET YOUR S H I T TOGETHER

Seriously, it's like having a Palace fan in the f**king commentator's box.

Tony Gale clearly hates Chelsea...

That is a f**king penalty.

Also, credit to Torres for getting his head down just in time.

Annnnd we're on top again. Now stop f**king leaking goals.

Stop leaking such f**king stupid goals. It's getting absurd now.

Defenders again...

Saints 0-1 down to Newcastle.