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What we saw Hazard do last night was something out of this world. He made the Sunderland defense look like utter mugs, at one point they dedicated THREE people to marking him and he still f**ked their sh*t up. Also, I don't think that performance and Juan Mata's return to the team is a coincidence...

Agreed, this is another must-win if we're to keep Arsenal looking over their shoulders. I cannot see them claiming all three points from either Everton or Manchester City, and then they play us right after. If we pick up six points from here and from Crystal Palace (which we really should be doing) and THEN hammer Arsenal in their own back yard we've stuck ourselves firmly in the driving seat of the premier league. Jose to field his best XI and go for it.

On that note, if we do sign Falcao that would probably spell the end for both Demba Ba and either Fernando Torres or Romelu Lukaku. Sorry, no other way of getting around it. Eto'o is only with us for a season (and doing an okay job I might add) so it's down to those three.

If we land Falcao in January the league will sh*t bricks of monumental proportions. f**k Arsenal signing Ozil, THIS would be the biggest signing of the entire season.

The top four this season will be this. Chelsea Manchester City Arsenal Liverpool That order is inter-changeable, it's really too close to call at this stage. We are very dangerous once we pick up steam in a game but we're prone to making some major mistakes which make us bleed goals. Manchester City are likewise dangerous but arguably fluctuate more than we do. Arsenal are the real-deal this season, you'd be a fool to write them off. Liverpool, as much as it pains me to say, are looking like serious top four finishers. Not title-challengers, but Champion's League material. United will fail to get a top four slot and will utterly collapse over the summer, becoming the new Liverpool. Andre Villas-Boas has been figured out as a mediocre manager who left Portugal far too soon, Tottenham will have to make do with Europa again.

Fun Factoid of the Night! Roberto Martinez has achieved on his FIRST ATTEMPT that which David Moyes failed to achieve in ELEVEN YEARS of management: Defeat Manchester United at Old Trafford.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-united-vs-everton.380108/page-33 David Moyes: The gift that just keeps on giving... week after week.

CHRIST

Six minutes... Oh f**king lord.

Oh wow, this is a f**king bonkers game.

IS THERE A FIRE DRILL? IS THERE A FIRE DRILL?

Game over!

Need another to kill this game.

Sunderland players are c**ts.

Hahahahah... Spuds losing to Fulham. "Sacked in the morning! You're getting sacked in the morning!!"

Hazard hat-trick. You heard it here first.

Eden Hazard has "Godmode" on.

HOLY f**kING sh*t HAZARD WOW

Another howler, needs to come off.

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hahahah... red card incoming?

Tired of us leaking sh*tty goals.

f**k sake... Why can we NEVER do this the easy way!?

Should win this. Sunderland's defense is porous to say the least and they struggle keeping 11 men on the field. Mata should start again, wouldn't mind seeing Willian and Schurrle either. Think we can be safe in assuming that Jose won't risk escalating the knock Oscar picked up on Sunday. Mata, Torres, and Willian on the scoresheet.

Starting to think that we can lay this thread to rest at last. Torres might not be banging them in like his was during his Anfield days but he's clearly working his ass off to make things happen. Overall I'm just happy that he's making an effort now.