Izanagi

Bwahaha, just noticed the mess-up there.

Stoke and Sunderland away next. Arsenal have in this order, Hull City > Everton > Manchester City > Chelsea I doubt Arsenal will drop points to Hull but I can see Everton and City giving them a hiding, then they face us at the Bridge

Jose made a mistake starting Essien but got the substitutions spot-on, absolutely spot-on. Shifting to 4-4-2 was a game and sticking both Torres and Ba up front was a gamble but it paid off. Herp-a-derp, lrn2math

GAME OVER!!! BA!!

Great shift from Torres.

Swansea shot their load last season and they've been figured out.

How is that not a f**king foul?

ARGHHHHHH THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IT

Immense pressure on Southampton now.

SHOW NO MERCY CRUSH THEM

f**kING YES TERRY!!

Southampton changing keepers. Now is our chance, f**king crush them guys.

CAHILL!!

He's been pretty good if you ask me.

Essien off for Ba? Wow, Jose's going all out

Oh my god

Oh christ... Oscar is off for Lampard.

Christ. Great work Torres.

Oscar's taken a hit

Ess off at half time.

Essien needs to come off at half time at this rate.

Just cannot break through.

The worst start imaginable. Southampton's backline is solid, will be a nightmare to break them down.

Good to see Torres trying.

That was shockingly sh*t from Ess