Izanagi

I think we'll come out both-barrels-blazing in the second half and crush them.

Ramires needs to come off.

All those missed and wasted chances from Ramiries hurt now don;'t they? Just like Sunderland, concede from a set piece.

Our second goal is coming.

Should have passed that Rami...

Their only hope is through set pieces or crosses.

Good move there Torres. Shame the support wasn't in the right place.

I'd laugh if Shawcross got sent off this game.

Can you honestly blame them for doing so?

Oh man poor Charlie Adam...

Nice attempt Mata!

Early in the game but we look comfortable.

Hazard and Schurrle have been sharing tactics

WHAT A GOAL

http://nutjob.eu/njtvx27.html Seems to work well.

Argh, come on Rami...!

Watching the demise of Manchester United is like driving past the scene of an car crash on the M6. You know you really ought to move on and accept that it is none of your business... but a savage part of you wants to watch.

ROFL

The fear factor officials and opposing teams had with United is dead in the water. Clear as day.

United get a goal disallowed at Old Trafford. You can't write this sh*t.

#MoyesOut U MAD BRO!?

Hehehehhe... #MoyesOut 1-0 to Newcastle

Falcao / Lukaku / Torres That's what I'd personally go with.

I think we have to recognize the effect Mata had on Hazard's performance last night. It's no coincidence that as soon as Mata comes back to the side Hazard starts playing like an utter demon.