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Red Devils supporter Adam Teese is feeling the flipside of his alleged coin attack - with furious City fans bombarding his house with pranks.

Adam's name and address were released by police after the season ticket holder was charged with throwing a coin at Bellamy during the Manchester derby last week.

And within 24 hours, the enraged blue half of Manchester had ordered him £150-worth of pizzas, a skip, rat exterminators and two prostitutes.

The barrage of jokes didn't end there either. City supporters also:

- Requested a visit from an Avon rep

- Signed him up online as a rent boy

- Applied for an Ocean Finance loan for his mum

- Reported a gas leak in the middle of the night so he got a call out within the hour

- Booked a rep to go and see him about getting an indoor swimming pool

- Ordered him a 4 ft tall Bronze figurine of Winston Churchill on a

14 day trial

- Sent a breakdown truck

- Sent Jehovah's Witnesses round

- Grassed him up for growing drugs at his house

- Grassed him up for being a benefit cheat

- Got him a weekend booking of a 1957 Pink Cadillac complete with 1950's style Elvis dressed chauffer

- Signed up his phone number to receive adult chat

- Ordered him a Daffy Duck bouncy castle and puppet show for his garden

- Ordered squeaky the clown to go and perform for him .



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Reminds me of the time I requested an information pack for a mate from a cosmetic surgery, concerning my enquiry for a penis extension, I had the pack sent to my mate, C/O his mothers house, knowing she would open it as he lives miles away from her.

He is now known as Mr Richard Small.

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Bellamy was apparently punched from behind in a Manchester bar by some manc jackass, but according to their fans it was his fault for having a big mouth

Where did they get that assault is justified? Oh right

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scumbags

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