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City fans get revenge.

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Red Devils supporter Adam Teese is feeling the flipside of his alleged coin attack - with furious City fans bombarding his house with pranks.

Adam's name and address were released by police after the season ticket holder was charged with throwing a coin at Bellamy during the Manchester derby last week.

And within 24 hours, the enraged blue half of Manchester had ordered him £150-worth of pizzas, a skip, rat exterminators and two prostitutes.

The barrage of jokes didn't end there either. City supporters also:

- Requested a visit from an Avon rep

- Signed him up online as a rent boy

- Applied for an Ocean Finance loan for his mum

- Reported a gas leak in the middle of the night so he got a call out within the hour

- Booked a rep to go and see him about getting an indoor swimming pool

- Ordered him a 4 ft tall Bronze figurine of Winston Churchill on a

14 day trial

- Sent a breakdown truck

- Sent Jehovah's Witnesses round

- Grassed him up for growing drugs at his house

- Grassed him up for being a benefit cheat

- Got him a weekend booking of a 1957 Pink Cadillac complete with 1950's style Elvis dressed chauffer

- Signed up his phone number to receive adult chat

- Ordered him a Daffy Duck bouncy castle and puppet show for his garden

- Ordered squeaky the clown to go and perform for him .

Reminds me of the time I requested an information pack for a mate from a cosmetic surgery, concerning my enquiry for a penis extension, I had the pack sent to my mate, C/O his mothers house, knowing she would open it as he lives miles away from her.

He is now known as Mr Richard Small.

Edited by coco

Bellamy was apparently punched from behind in a Manchester bar by some manc jackass, but according to their fans it was his fault for having a big mouth

Where did they get that assault is justified? Oh right

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scumbags

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