Jump to content

Terry....the real story!


BLUENUT
Eton Blue at the Chelsea Megastore

Recommended Posts

Details have just emerged from witnesses in Cardiff...

The ambulance rushing John Terry to hospital apparently skidded on a discarded leek and crashed into a tunnel support. The Chelsea and England Captain shot out of the rear doors on his trolley, straight into the path of an oncoming Artic. He sat up, slightly dazed, and was hit by several other cars while he pulled the tubes out of his nose and throat. After jogging the four miles back to the stadium, he leapt up the stairs two at a time, quickly posed for a couple of photos with delighted fans before battering open a fire door with his bare hands. Fighting off the attentions of seventeen yellow-jacketed taff Security Staff he finally reached the Chelsea Dressing Room, which was guarded by 4 of Roman's black suited ex-KGB goons. These were swiftly despatched with a flurry of headbutts and kicks before they could draw their Kalasnikovs and one was later found to have the number "26" scrawled on his cheek in (blue) blood. Bursting in, JT politely nodded to Roman, grabbed a magnum of Champagne, hauled Mourinho up onto his shoulders and stormed toward the Cup, roaring "I'M HAVING THAT!!!"

icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites



he leapt up the stairs two at a time?

no respect for his dodgy ankle, immature if you ask me, doesn't he realise he's quite a valuable player for us?

icon_lol.gif

good post mate, I pictured every bit of it icon_lol.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You know what, I wouldn't be suprised if that story were true.

When it comes to our own JT nothing is impossible. Nothing can stop our defensive king!

P.S. According to The Sun Roman wasn't in the dressing room because he had already left. But I'd take your version over their any day icon_wink.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Details have just emerged from witnesses in Cardiff...

The ambulance rushing John Terry to hospital apparently skidded on a discarded leek and crashed into a tunnel support. The Chelsea and England Captain shot out of the rear doors on his trolley, straight into the path of an oncoming Artic. He sat up, slightly dazed, and was hit by several other cars while he pulled the tubes out of his nose and throat. After jogging the four miles back to the stadium, he leapt up the stairs two at a time, quickly posed for a couple of photos with delighted fans before battering open a fire door with his bare hands. Fighting off the attentions of seventeen yellow-jacketed taff Security Staff he finally reached the Chelsea Dressing Room, which was guarded by 4 of Roman's black suited ex-KGB goons. These were swiftly despatched with a flurry of headbutts and kicks before they could draw their Kalasnikovs and one was later found to have the number "26" scrawled on his cheek in (blue) blood. Bursting in, JT politely nodded to Roman, grabbed a magnum of Champagne, hauled Mourinho up onto his shoulders and stormed toward the Cup, roaring "I'M HAVING THAT!!!"

icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

JT for the next James Bond

1064.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites





Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...
Please Sign In or Sign Up

Well, this is awkward!

Happy Sunny Days GIF by Atlassian

The Shed End Forum relies on revenue to pay for hosting and upgrades. While we try to keep adverts as unobtrusive as possible, we need to show these to make sure we can stay online and continue to keep the forum running. Over the years costs have become very high.

Could you please allow adverts on this domain by switching it off and whitelisting the website? Some of the advert banners can actually be closed to avoid interference with your experience on The Shed End.

If you don't want to view any adverts while logged in and using your account, consider using the Ad-Free Subscription which is renewable every year. To buy a subscription, log in to your account and click the link under the Newbies forum on the home page.

Cheers now!

Sure, let me in!