The Moos

Can't understand why he wont leave. The brasilian league might not be bad, but it's not on the same level as some european leagues. I think he would have developed better over here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO2CfiihdwQ

We wouldn't even if they were three goals down. The losing team has to play the match for 3rd place, unfortunately.

In other words, your dog jinxed Chelsea. Never let him watch another game! Unless of course another loss can get Rafa sacked, in which case: Let him watch the game!

I honestly don't quite remember my reaction. Perhaps I blacked out. Guessed I screamed like mad though. I do remember that before the goal I was so sure we would lose the game. Certain we couldn't equalise. And I was thinking that it sucked, but well done Bayern who did play a good game. Guessed that mind-set made Drogbas goal a real shock. As for Drogbas 2nd goal - of that I remember everything. The rocking back and forth with my Chelsea scarf half stuffed into my mouth repeating the line "Oh, not again. Not another miss" (refering of course to the game in Moscow, and of course I didn't say it in english, because that would be mad), the cold sweat running down my back, all nerves as tense as they've ever been. Then, upon seeing Drogbas nonexistant run-up, screaming "No, Drogba! What are you doing!?". Then he scored. I didn't see what the players were doing on the pitch, because I was jumping around, screaming and crying. Then my mom called to say congratulations and asked "Are you happy" and me sobbing "Yes", sounding like a little child getting the something he's always wanted for christmas but thought his parents could never get him.

If only that was true.

We should try using that at Chelsea. Or rather, have some of the prostitutes seduce Rafa and have it all caught on tape, which will be leaked to the press and surely must lead to him getting sacked. The problem would be finding prostitutes who would take on Rafa. I mean, even prostitutes have some standards.

Gazzetta dello sport are apparently saying that Roman is keeping an eye on Conte. I sincerely doubt he will leave Juventus though.

The only reason to get rid of Cech is if someone make a really good bid for him and we feel we need the money.

If course I know it's a novel by Jane Austen. I even own a copy and have read it. Did it after I saw the 1995 version of it. Also liked the one from a few years ago. As for Colin Firth, I think he's brilliant in every way. I've now got the urge to watch the movie again.

WHAT!? Not keen on Pride and Prejudice!? Someone call the ambulance because clearly Moi is not well. Is there an asylum where we can send her for a while? How can you not be keen on Pride and Prejudice? It's fantastic! The 1995 version with Colin Firth is to die for. I absolutely love it.

I blame Rafa.

That's what I've heard anyway. After Robbie was sacked Emenalo told Roman that Rafa was the right choice.

That sounds right. It's really impressive seeing as he's "just" a midfielder. A striker scoring atleast ten in ten consecutive seasons would be great, but a midfielder doing it - absolutely amazing. He needs a new contract now!

This ba*tard has more lifes than a cat. Our previous managers didn't seem to have one even. Sack this useless lump of manure and do the same with Emenalo who got him here!