Our latest dirty tactic, after the failure of sanding and watering down the pitch against Barcelona, is...........Sabotaging the away dressing room!!!

http://www.chelseafc.com/xxchelsea18070 ... _2209129_0

Amongst all the talk of injury problems and differing attitudes towards the game, there was a moment of humour towards the end of the Chelsea manager's media conference.

A Spanish sports tabloid has been carrying a story suggesting Chelsea are using the away dressing room at the Bridge as a weapon against our opponents with only three showers and one mirror available.

Mourinho was informed of this report before departing the room. He returned, some three or four minutes later.

'I'm back,' he shouted, calling for quiet before announcing proudly: 'Ten showers and two mirrors!'

'I'm back,' he shouted, calling for quiet before announcing proudly: 'Ten showers and two mirrors!'

If you don't love him for his tactics then you have to love him for is quotes.

Brilliant

"The main people who are missing are Morientes, one of those two[Marchena, Baraja] and Edu. In reality, a lot of those names are squad players. I could mention my fourth choice goalkeeper who is also injured. "

"I could mention my fourth choice goalkeeper who is also injured. "

Hedman's injured?!

HAHAHAHAHA- he goes to check the dressing rooms.. brilliant. ha ha ha

that is pure genius. apparently he the media were taken into the dressing room to see the preoof.