Take the players to a hypnotist and get them convinced all our remaining games are away. Paint the stamford bridge seats white and red, take the players on the coach through north London and back to SW3 with the curtains drawn,  DO NOT play the liquidator, and leave the flamethrowers for when it snows.

 

For all the discussion about our poor home record, we've slowly improved in this department.

We've won five consecutive matches at home (first time since late 2017 under Conte).

• Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur (22/02/2020)
• Chelsea 4-0 Everton (8/03/2020)
• Chelsea 2-1 Manchester City (25/06/2020)
• Chelsea 3-0 Watford (4/07/2020)
• Chelsea 1-0 Norwich City (14/07/2020)

Home Ladder

1. Liverpool (17-1-0) = 52 points (+34)
2. Man City (13-2-2) = 41 points (+38)
3. Man Utd (10-6-2) = 36 points (+23)
4. Tottenham (11-3-4) = 36 points (+16)
5. Leicester (10-4-3) = 34 points (+18)
6. Chelsea (10-3-5) = 33 points (+12)
7. Sheff Utd (10-3-5) = 33 points (+10)
8. Arsenal (8-6-3) = 30 points (+10)
9. Everton (8-6-3) = 30 points (+5)
10. Wolves (7-7-4) = 28 points (+6)
11. Burnley (8-3-6) = 27 points (+2)
12. Newcastle (6-8-3) = 26 points (+3)
13. Watford (6-6-6) = 24 points (-1)
14. Crystal Palace (6-4-7) = 22 points (-3)
15. Bournemouth (5-6-7) = 21 points (-6)
16. Brighton (5-6-7) = 21 points (-7)
17. Aston Villa (6-3-9) = 21 points (-9)
18. West Ham (5-3-9) = 18 points (-5)
19. Southampton (5-2-10) = 17 points (-16)
20. Norwich (4-3-11) = 15 points (-16)