The little oxygen stealer completes West Ham move

Religation battle... way out of his depth at Liverpool, will feel better now he won't be the 13th best player in the starting 11.

That's weird. I thought Livpoo was his true level in the moral and footballing side. Anyway hope West Ham has a place for him to keep his golf clubs, we all know how much he loves them

You just know one day he'll end up at Leeds.

or Millwall.

I'm not a violent man...well maybe a little back when the shed was...but anyhow...I would love to get a few digs at that boy.

He really winds me up. And being in a Liverpuddle shirt just made it complete for me.

At least he had his hair cut. The prat looked like a basset hound.

or Millwall.

Millwall are far too good for him

Another final piece of the puzzle offloaded.....