Laugh along with Avram!

[Jimboola69]

No this is not an analysis of any 'great' Avram press conferences, or even his tactics.

Nope. With all the bad and sad feeling we have I have decided that as most of us are British, gallows humour is required.

So lets all look at a picture of Avram....

Now do one of the following.

1. Say who or what he looks like (humourous prefered...we are supposed to be having a laugh).

- example... 'Undead Larry Grayson' -

2. Have a bet at what he is 'thinking' (again try and be humourous).

- example..."thank god I left the car right outside...i'm offski"

3. Any other funny twist you can think of.

Any additions welcome. I need cheering up!

[BLUENUT]

1+2) A tortoise head with a tortoise head.

Thinking............. '' I'm touching cloth''

or.........''I should have gone with the brown trousers''

or....''what colour are we playing in?

or.....''I wonder if I put 'her' bottle of piss in the fridge this morning''

[MURDOCH_(8)]

Draculas's fat retarded uncle

"Why don't they do supersized anymore at McDonalds!?"

[Barn]

1) Baron Greenback taking it big time from Danger Mouse.

2) (bare in mind he's wearing a Portsmouth coat in the picture), "someone that sounds just like my mate Roman just called me offering me the Chelsea manager's job.........'arry do your Russian voice again???"

[bonetti]

Save all this for the likes of Wenger and Benitez - just coz hes a crap manager theres no need to get personal

[Mod]

I agree, crap manager, but let's not be too unkind to the man, he's probably a decent bloke at heart!

Alright, I know its no masterpiece! Not bad for 2 mins though!

[Jimboola69]

Save all this for the likes of Wenger and Benitez - just coz hes a crap manager theres no need to get personal

So start one up about Wenger then.

Personally I have defended this man (all for nought) and he promised me entertainment...I am finally getting some. Some of these comments are great!

My mate says...Avram is saying, "wanna pooooooo"!

[callista]

1. Baron Greenback after seeing a naked Dangermouse flashing a "Jose's coming to kill Chelsea" tattoo on his arse.

2. "I wonder if I keep drinking the wife's piss will I wake up one morning thinking and looking like Jose Mourinho?"

3. "So we've got 5 minutes to go, I've got to start thinking tactics now right?"

[mad_mac]

looks like a half breed between baron greenback and a panda

Looks like he's saying...

Come on prostate, let me flow....wife needs her glass topped up

[aussiegood]

"ouch.................. I think Roman's just shut my door"

[Jimboola69]

"okay...why am I on a small bench in a full football Stadium...anyone?"

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That's the spirit guys!

If we survived Ken Bates, we can survive this!

Always Chelsea!