No this is not an analysis of any 'great' Avram press conferences, or even his tactics.

Nope. With all the bad and sad feeling we have I have decided that as most of us are British, gallows humour is required.

So lets all look at a picture of Avram....

Now do one of the following.

1. Say who or what he looks like (humourous prefered...we are supposed to be having a laugh).

- example... 'Undead Larry Grayson' -

2. Have a bet at what he is 'thinking' (again try and be humourous).

- example..."thank god I left the car right outside...i'm offski"

3. Any other funny twist you can think of.

Any additions welcome. I need cheering up!

1+2) A tortoise head with a tortoise head.

Thinking............. '' I'm touching cloth''

or.........''I should have gone with the brown trousers''

or....''what colour are we playing in?

or.....''I wonder if I put 'her' bottle of piss in the fridge this morning''

Draculas's fat retarded uncle

"Why don't they do supersized anymore at McDonalds!?"

1) Baron Greenback taking it big time from Danger Mouse.

2) (bare in mind he's wearing a Portsmouth coat in the picture), "someone that sounds just like my mate Roman just called me offering me the Chelsea manager's job.........'arry do your Russian voice again???"

Save all this for the likes of Wenger and Benitez - just coz hes a crap manager theres no need to get personal

I agree, crap manager, but let's not be too unkind to the man, he's probably a decent bloke at heart!

Alright, I know its no masterpiece! Not bad for 2 mins though!

Save all this for the likes of Wenger and Benitez - just coz hes a crap manager theres no need to get personal

So start one up about Wenger then.

Personally I have defended this man (all for nought) and he promised me entertainment...I am finally getting some. Some of these comments are great!

My mate says...Avram is saying, "wanna pooooooo"!

1. Baron Greenback after seeing a naked Dangermouse flashing a "Jose's coming to kill Chelsea" tattoo on his arse.

2. "I wonder if I keep drinking the wife's piss will I wake up one morning thinking and looking like Jose Mourinho?"

3. "So we've got 5 minutes to go, I've got to start thinking tactics now right?"

looks like a half breed between baron greenback and a panda

Looks like he's saying...

Come on prostate, let me flow....wife needs her glass topped up

"ouch.................. I think Roman's just shut my door"

"okay...why am I on a small bench in a full football Stadium...anyone?"

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That's the spirit guys!

If we survived Ken Bates, we can survive this!

Always Chelsea!