Catch Up

[blueday3]

So I've just gotten back from a week at the beach with hardly any source of football or other news. So if anyone can catch me up on the events of the past 7 days that would be terrific.

[dkw]

weve been linked to every manager in the world by the media, including brian clough, bill parcels, alf ramsey and some bloke who used to manage the sc**thorpe sainsburys 5-a-side team. the club have kept quiet and really wound the press up.

[kalpitv]

You forgot to mention, all of them have reportedly 'rejected' or 'snubbed' us.

It is rumoured that Chelsea will accept defeat by the end of this week if no one steps up to take up the reins, and Kenyon and Buck are expected to be revealed as the joint head coaches on monday.

[geezer]

Mad May is back in Albert Square!

[Chelsea FC Champions]

Geonavi Dos Santos has signed for spurs

[geezer]

Young Platt has left the detention centre and gone back home to Gail his mum!

[Valerie]

Gazza has been sectioned again.

[TheWestwayWonder]

And our former manager and current strikers might well all be in Milan next season