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f**k Wonderwall. Should be Blur - Song 2.

In Tuchel's head a voice is saying, "I am vindicated. Madueke is better than Palmer." If Aubameyang was English he would probably play him ahead of Kane.

It is so, so enjoyable to think that Tottenham had a player of the quality of Harry Kane, for so many years, and they still couldn't win feck all.

This is the best thing Shearer did for England.

You mean ...... Forza Inghilterra!

The positivity and attacking mindset of teams like Cape Verde and Dr Congo in this World Cup is a breath of fresh air to modern football. Total opposite to the drool inducing boredom of Maresca and Sarriball.

So Tuchel.

Kane is decent in the air. No Drogba. But decent.

Well at least we now know our first World Cup deal should be Garnacho, Mudryk, Gittens and Neto in exchange for Cipenga. Get it done.

Not surprised. You perked up when Dermott started banging on about his semi.

Joe Hart in the BBC studio, offering his intelligent, considered insights, sat between Rooney and Micah. It's like Professor Brian Cox sat between Dumb & Dumber.

No penalty.

Trump must be in the VAR room again. Stone cold penno.

Stop telling Val about your semi. We are concentrating on the football here.

Jorginho made a career out pointing.

Stays like this and it could be the biggest night out in Cardiff, Glasgow and Dublin for years.

Madueke defensively nowhere in a Garnacho stylee.

Tuchel loves Madueke.

Fantastic vision and pass from Oscar Bobb to set that goal up.

Amad, on the other hand, quality.

Not even half of that. Looks like Madueke and plays like him.

Ivory Coast suffering with same problem we have. Still looking for a centre-forward who is even half as good as Drogba.

Comedy Gold.

Obviously didn't want to fork out the £180 for a BBC TV licence. Don't blame them.

Well we should certainly demand he returns all those club puffa jackets him and his entourage used to wear 24/7. His legacy, he is up there with Sarri as the most uninspiring, tactically boring manager we ever had IMO.