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I long for the day when it doesn't feel like a chore watching this team, at least in the league. Today was just slow, dull and boring.

Still, too many counter attacks break down because we are so scared to lose the ball. Old habits?

Maresca is worse than the f**king Grinch. Ruins Christmas for Chelsea fans every year. Our biggest problem is that it's always enough for our opponents to have a few good minutes in the game.

Unbelievable that Villa were so sh*t this half. Very worrying that it's only 1-0.

Good point to be honest, all things considered. Now we will probably keep 4th this round unless some team comes up with a crazy scoreline. But, you can't help feeling that Maresca threw another winnable away game away. With the same intensity the whole game we could easily have won. However, that f**king bent referee might have made it hard work for us.

If that's a penalty the game is officially gone. Shoulder-to-shoulder.

Newcastle escapes another booking, what is wrong with this referee? Nice goal though. 😀

Can't believe Maresca still never seem to learn anything. Anoyone with half a brain could work out how Newcastle was going to approach this game. Clearly it doesn't help us either when the referee is bent or is he just not allowed to book their players? f**k off.

Maresca never learns anything, does he?

Apart from 10 minutes that half was really sh*t but somehow we're two up? Unbelievable. Also, Joao Pedro is as useful as having a fridge on the pitch right know.

Good thing Atalanta are kind of sh*t as well. Marescaball must be a joy to watch if you really hate football.

Are we trying to bore them to death?

Told you, that Estevao for Garnacho substitution was so dumb. Garnacho was the only one that looked like he could create something remotely interesting and Maresca takes him off? Seriously, get that guy out now.

Taking of Garnacho now. Is he dumb?

This football is an abomination. We're making it look so complicated and almost impossible to even create some decent chances. Also, Michael Oliver is so sh*t. No challenges that warranted a booking, really? Giving Bournemouth virtually everything.

Bournemouth has 1 point in the last 5 games. Guess who's coming to their rescue?

f**k off Fulham. Got what you deserved after celebrating an apparent injury.

Are we now qualified for the next one? I'm starting to assume we will win!

Bookies has us winning is at like 1.3 - I don't think I ever seen such numbers against United. And rightly so, there will be no excuses.

A draw here might not be too shabby. With said draw, we can secure top 5 by winning our last 2 games.

Good that the ship has finally stopped taking in water at least. And let's be honest, if we'd scored the goal for 1-1 VAR would probably have scraped it because of goalkeeper interference...

Without the offside rule Jackson would easily win Ballon d'Or every single year.

So, why was hair-pulling a red card vs Southampton, but only a yellow today?

If Bournemouth get something from this it'll be the biggest robbery ever.

We usually lose there, so I'll gladly take the point and move on. Imagine having to watch Dyche football week in and week out. 😅