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If he is suspect, we can"t have him. No need for Sus Penders.

For his first game, I would expect our best 11 named, whatever that is.

Could be Rob Edwards. His recent result with Wolves has him trending upwards!

Has to be Bruno Salter. By far our best manager under BlueCo.

Good riddance, but I don't trust the club to get the next appointment even remotely right.

"Manages"

Maresca will take us back into the conference league if the board don't act.

"Need to rotate, expect Gittens to get 90 minutes." *Maresca, probably.

Guilty. I thought he'd never be fit, again. So happy to be so wrong.

Disappointed. Makes me think it was the club who didn't want him back and it wouldn't surprise me if this hierarchy don't want him hin back at all.

Now, 41, he'd STILL be arguably our best CB, definitely still quality enough for the odd start or three.

Make. It. Happen. He is still miles better than either of our starting CBs last night.

3-1, we finish with 9 men. Schar OG getting us on the score sheet. Post match, Enzo reveals our new shirt sponser (Fruit of the Loom). "These boxer breifs, best support I have had in 48 hours."

Perfect game for Batshuayi to bag a hat trick. Up the Chels!

Enzo Southgate.

Christmas or not, that's generous.

Alejandro Gittens

Seeing this out nicely.

Poor from Steveo. Nowhere near Garnacho's brilliance!

Where is our red card? I have it on my Bingo card, usually as my "free space."

No. Not at all. Very undeserved lead. If Toffees could finish, it would be 3-2.

Poor Reece. Imagine playing with these sorry f**ks.

Maresca gets a lot of hate on here, but to be completely honest, it should be much more.

Probably selling him to clear up a spot for Mudryk, don't worry.

Gittens on. Steveo should demand a transfer.