Blue Ballet

Thy're coming back out knowing they played their best and are back to square one, plus they know 97% of the fans in that stadium hate them, including many of their own. I'm going to drop the pin on 3-1 and run for cover.

On the other hand, our halftimes are legend!!! KTBFFH.

WE'd better not beat them by too many. I live up here: dodging bodies jumping from buildings is no fun at all.!

Clearly today's script has been written by someone who hates Tottenham even more than I do. A genuine sadist.

Unfortunately Conte doesn't seem to have included a designated shotgun user, so Alli and kane are still operational. We're getting better though.

Aaaaagh. the world is ending. On the other hand we are still on track to win 3-1.

We always start this way.......with me gradually backing off towards the bomb shelter I have built in one corner of the room, clutching a teddy bear.

Aaaaaah, simpler times, and it has just kept on getting better.......although a tad complex at times.

Diego Costa. The man made for a Sergio Leone western set in a football stadium. He probably eats 3 shredded cobras for breakfast. He'll score two against the spuds and get a card too, That's life. KTBFFH.

I rather like the Guardian. It's like taking a time out during a war.

Thank You. 14 years old; !970 FA cup finals. I am a total plastic- they were the first two games of football I had ever seen on tele ( I didn't live here then) - and for a long time now a non attender at matches.

If I were a betting fan I would say that the 3 point laners are currently half way through a particularly bad week of results for them. It has worked so far so until the 27th I shall continue to wear the tin foil hat, pour some more Patchouli on the Osgood shrine, and sharpen the harvester for a little meadow mowing on Saturday. KTBFFH..and out!

...and Hello here!

Well. I must extend a warm thank you to Boro for turning up today. Very decent of them, and i thought we handled it well, winning without rubbing their noses in it. We need to get Antonio a coat, but perhaps not from Matalan!

Yeah. Never a doubt a single doubt as i watched the game thru the wrong end of a telescope from behind the couch.

Ivanavic. A statement of intent, like bringing on The Hulk in the final minutes of a sword duel.

Yo, free kick in right place!! We need a howitzer.

Terrific save by Courtois. We.re gonna win this one.

One of those days when we appear to be mired in mud. playing well, just not fluidly.On a side note much as I love our stella forward line, i could watch Kante all day long. A master of the Makalele art.