Gordon Bennett

How long before Estevao puts in a transfer request?

I think a loan for Jackson is the best course of action.

f**ks sake Mudryk

Something something Fofanas

Time to walk away

The blithering idiots in charge of transfers need to walk away from this one now.

8 goals in the Bundesliga? He'll do f**k all in the Prem. Underwhelming.

Solid signing - can't see a downside to this one. Good start to the window.

Is he the 16 year old we signed for £20m from the Outer Mongolian 4th Division?

Hearing different things about this guy - some are saying he's a world class keeper, others say he's average. confusing.

Excellent decision to pay the £5m. Not a bad player but the kid has very little end product, especially given the level of salary he thinks he deserves.

Pure fantasy.

As I already said, he's been out injured for months. Would be absolutely idiotic to suggest starting him. Nice finish from Jackson last night by the way wasn't it?

Guiu hasn't played for months, what are you on about? Can't just bring somebody back from injury and start them immediately.

What a load of absolute and utter clap trap.

Consistently top level. Almost always makes the correct decision and seems to have a bit more time than other players - the sign of true quality.

Praying someone bids £70m for him in the summer. How about Arse or Man u - they seem to buy our deadwood? He's not a "6", an "8" or a "10". No idea what he is but get taking up a space in the starting eleven.

A billion spent and we've this lad playing up front. I like him as a player and think he's done really well, great attitude. But the sporting directors need sacking. Oh yeah, and Egbahlis a proper c**t.

World class skill from Reece. Praying beyond hope that he has a few seasons injury free - he's the best full back in world football.

Let me introduce you to Mr Robert Sanchez.

Yeah he's been poor since he came back from injury. Today was really poor.

He's put in some decent performances from time to time, especially early this season. Also scores more goals than most of the impotent no hopers in our squad. Also versatile and can do a job anywhere across the front line.

Dog sh*t poor today, let us all down badly. He's a good bench option for next season but we badly need a decent, proper striker.

Dull as ditchwater bunch of clueless yank-owned losers

Easiest game Newcastle have had all year