Gordon Bennett

Mike Penders and his Magic Suspenders.
Cross dresser who uses his magic suspenders to solve problems, crimes etc. His Suspenders don't actually do anything, it's just an excuse for cross dressing.

This no mark c*nt will never make the grade in the Premier League. He's best off kicking around mediocre Serie A sides for the rest of his career.

Horesh*t keeper. Deserves ebola.

Fking abysmal joke goalkeeping

Mike Penders and his Magic Suspenders.
Cross dresser who uses his magic suspenders to solve problems, crimes etc. His Suspenders don't actually do anything, it's just an excuse for cross dressing.

potentially the funniest post of the month 😂🤣😂

its a no from me as well.😂

Mike Penders and his Magic Suspenders.
Cross dresser who uses his magic suspenders to solve problems, crimes etc. His Suspenders don't actually do anything, it's just an excuse for cross dressing.

Sounds like a vegan's shopping list.

I quite like a Friday night game.

I quite like a Friday night game.

Id like to see Enzo and Gittens benched with Santos and Estevao starting however I suspect Esteveao might get the nod and am sure Enzo will.

Probably fancies his chances of winning his place back after watching the lack of impact from Pedro and Delap today ...
More proof in the pudding that "anyone" is not necessarily better than Nico LOL

Who? Nkunku?

They're pro-Israel, pro-capitalist, anti-Corbyn and literally run by a publicly schooled Conservative.

If Real Madrid offer £75m then snatch their f**king hands off.

Cos this is his thread?

Madueke would have been hammered for that performance.
My biggest concern when we were linked with him is his stats were not exceptional in the Bundesliga, the PL is a different beast. Most of his highlights also showed him taking advantage of the high line in the league and running into acres of spaces. He is never getting that in the PL, and 75% of the teams will sit deep and try to hit us on the break. Early days but I just don’t see it.

Like so many players before him, who come from foreign leagues, he will quickly need to show he can deal with the pace, intensity, and most importantly, the physicality of the EPL. I am stunned that he is in the starting XI already.

From what we've seen so far, I'm honestly not sure he is ahead of George ...

Real Madrid offer on transfer deadline day 🤞

Had 2 very good chances to win it. Estevao should have left that shot for Neto and Santos should have finished that cut back from Cucurella.
Palace are going to upset a few teams this season the Kind of game you need to win if you want to win the title.

João Pedro offered nothing. Gittens isn’t an upgrade. Josh did well.

Really poor, honestly can't remember a real save Henderson had to make in that match.

A point against Palace isn't the worst, but that performance was dog sh*te.