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City must be sh*tting themselves

Even if we shoved one of those yellow Tesco 'Reduced for Quick Sale' stickers on his forehead we still wouldn't find a buyer.

Certainly much improved on the 90 minutes against Brighton which sort of confirms a lot of these fairly bang average players downed tools under Rosenior. Although also Leeds have handed us the middle of the park meaning we haven't shown how we crumble under pressure Garnacho has bucked the trend though. Still utterly hopeless. Despite the improvement we have still handed them a couple of fairly easy chances and I suspect we will hand them more in the second half, and I don't expect Leeds to give us as much of the game in the 2nd half. Definitely need at least one more goal, maybe two. Hooking Garnacho the obvious first call.

Always loved our club captain

He makes me miss Mudryk. And Mudryk made me miss Borini

Garnacho. Neto has had a few good games albeit none for a long time. Garnacho is thoroughbred sh*te.

Chalobah again proving all he really has going for him in terms of maintaining fans support is that he is homegrown. He really is no better than any of our other options.

Simeone all day for me. None of the names mentioned above are ones I would be confident would drag our bang average squad into a team that at least looks cohesive albeit short on technical ability

On your last point I fully agree. Rosenior was never good enough and should never have been appointed. However while he may not be good enough, the way so-called top players, many of them internationals, just down tools and don't put in a shift for a guy they don't think is up to their deluded image of themselves is scandalous. No shortage of players in our squad who are pieces of sh*t. As for who next I wish we would go for Simeone. This squad of tits needs a manager who will take none of their primadonna sh*te. Sadly our owners wouldn't go near Simeone.

Desperate times when we want to chsnge the laws of the game because wevare f**king sh*te.

No chance

You need Garnacho on to lose that extra 0.04

Yep

Only chance we have here is if Defenders get injured early forcing Rosenior to make a change. This is the most pathetic performance I have seen since Jaws 3D

Make a f**king change now you useless f**k.

I was going for 'But, but Neto...'

I was abroad these lazt 5 days and taking in the sights of rural parts of Lithuania. To ny surprise I saw what appeared to be a bucket of sh*t in a field. Even more surprising is how much it reminded me of Garnacho. Only the bucket meant I could tell them apart. Yes Neto is also sh*t, as is Fernandez, a big chunk of our defence, our goalkeeper and most of our strikers. However this is the Garnacho thread and he is, without doubt, utterly out of his depth in any top flight team. What is more annoying is that was obvious when he was at United and we still bought him. When you are in a squad consisting of Estevao, Neto, Gittens, Mudryk and Garnacho and you are the worst winger of the 5 despite one having one operational hamstring and one being an extra on 'Zammo, My Biggest Smack on the Nose', then you truly are on football's sh*tpile.

Oi, don't you dare deny my 1,863 posts saying 'Garnacho is a bit sh*t isn't he' Occasionally I would mix it up by saying 'Garnacho, I'd rather we played with my gran'

Saying Chelsea are considering selling Garnacho at the end of the season is like me saying I'm going to sell my autographed copy of Peter Mandelson's autobiography. It would make me a happier man but there is no f**king chance of it happening.

I don't think he is considered a headline name. Maybe Chelsea fans think he is but I doubt fans of other clubs do. Rogers probably ahead of him as no 10 option for England now.

In all honesty you'd be wondering about taking either of them at the moment but I do agree that it is mostly likely Palmer will be preferred to Foden

The advantage of this is there is an increased chance Palmer gets a much needed rest this summer!

I thought Disasi had gone to West Ham. Clearly I was mistaken.

Not strictly true. He said I had the first touch of Puff Daddy

On the flip side, Enzo wouldn't