Izanagi

2-1 to Arsenal... We need a f**king striker.

Arsenal are level. We need to kill this freaking game off.

Oscar is coming off...? What the heck? Why is Eto'o still on the field.

What the heck? Arsenal are 1-0.

Our strikers just CAN NOT score.

Our strikers just cannot score...

HAZARD

Another fantastic tackle by Oscar.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11670/9088142/premier-league-chelsea-boss-jose-mourinho-labels-arsenal-boring Jose calling Arsenal "boring". Mourinho said: "I think boring is a team that plays at home and cannot score a goal. That's boring. "If somebody was boring, they were boring because Petr Cech made zero saves. "You go to your stadium and you fill your stadium, in weather like we had on Monday, to see victories. There is not a home fan in any club in the world who goes to the stadium and expects his team not to win."

We were clearly pissing them off, the whole game. We utterly shut down their flow, albeit at the cost of our own. Still, a solid result and we can be sure that the guys will amp it up on the return game at the Bridge.

Should be an easier, and certainly less tense game here. We host Swansea, who have been a mere shadow of what they were last season, at Stamford Bridge. Reasonably confident about this one. Chelsea win. Hazard to get on the score sheet to spite Swansea for their antics last season.

Very tense game. I'll take the point.

After seeing Adnan Januzaj's diving today I felt compelled to bring up these two gems.

We let in a tonne of goals against Stoke, and Sunderland (twice). We aren't keeping a clean sheet against an in-form Liverpool with a rampaging Suarez.

The more I see Suarez score the more I dread Liverpool's visit to the Bridge on Boxing Day... No way in hell are we keeping a clean sheet against Suarez.

Comparing Torres/Ba/Eto'o to Suarez just makes us Chelsea fans cry. He's a c**t but my god he is an utterly devastating striker.

f**k. Me. Suarez again. f**k Messi and f**k Ronaldo, Suarez is utterly insane.

Rumors of Paris Saint-Germain preparing to offer us £40 million for Juan Mata refuse to go away. Wouldn't be surprised if he goes in January to be honest.

Mackay's been told to "resign or be sacked". For what? Stating the obvious truth of newly promoted sides? My god, that owner (who is Malaysian) is an utter f**king tool. Here's hoping that Mackay walks into another EPL club shortly afterwards.

Lose to Southampton this weekend and Spurs are going to go into utter freefall. Daniel Levy is probably tearing his office apart looking for £100 million's worth of receipts.

We have in Jose a manager we all respect and trust, a manager who cares about the future of the club, and a manager who even in his absence over seas never lost his love for us. That says it all really. If one truly wants Benitez back I suggest they go f**k off and support Napoli or go join the delusional scouse up north. Jose has complained about the lack of fan input and honestly, he is right. Our home support is still recovering from the reign of the fat one. Our away support are the truly dedicated ones and therefore they don't mind making a racket in another stadium. The stink of the fat one hangs over the bridge, and Jose is the air-freshener.

Oh how we miss this fella... He probably still keeps Arsene Wenger up with nightmares. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grjzY3_3Pjk Oh, and this gem as well. "Two goals, at the Emirates, the saaaaame old story" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7T0AwPHBPg

At this rate he'd be very welcome. A striker who would scare the utter sh*t out of defenders that's for sure.

Overall, terrible night. Forced to play the full 120 minutes. Azpi is injured. Morale's taken a beating.

Was brilliant tonight. Not much he could do with both goals, let down both times by our shocking defense.