Izanagi

3-0 to United...

City and United kicking five shades of sh*t out of their opponents...

Agreed, Luiz was shocking.

Only player that seemed to give a sh*t was Terry.

2-0 f**king pathetic. Absolutely f**king pathetic.

f**king hell, should have been 1-1

What the hell goes wrong every single November? Seriously.

Best we can hope for is a point now.

We're being outplayed by Newcastle.

November strikes again.

Oh lovely...

What the hell? Torres is coming off?

Still don't get why we always start Lampard, I really don't.

Lampard is having an absolute shocker.

No clashes between big teams... What a letdown.

Spurs celebrating like they've won the league... Them and their fans. Good lord, you could not put down newly promoted Hull City and had to drag a penalty shoot-out to sudden death to get the win. I hope to god we get them in the next round so we can f**king annihilate them.

Longest shoot-out ever. lol.

Commentator: "There seem to be a number of Tottenham supporters heading for the exits... I know that North London transport can be difficult at this hour." No, it's because Spuds fans are timid gits and run for the hills when things are looking remotely bad.

Shocking miss from Hull and Spuds equalize right after. My god those f**kers are jammier than a jar of Hartleys.

2-1 to Hull!!! Come on!!

Nope. I'd be quite content with an in-form Torres and a honed Lukaku.

Back to the premier league after our victory over Arsenal in the Capital One Cup, and we're off to St. James's Park to face Newcastle. Extremely optimistic about this one, Newcastle are reeling from a local derby defeat to Sunderland and they have looked extremely fragile. Jose to field our strongest XI, Torres included, and go for all three points. Arsenal and Liverpool clash later in the day so this is a fantastic chance for us to gain some more ground on Arsenal. Prediction: 3-0 to Chelsea.

That's another trophy Arsenal won't be winning. Come on Dortmund, deliver the killing blow to their season.

12:27 Absolutely love it when the commentator screams "Torreeeeeeeeeees!!" Spoke to one of my colleagues today who is a Liverpool fan and he said that even he felt great when Torres netted that.

Despite his searing form as of late I'd rather Torres sat this one out and he be rested for the other games we have coming up.