Izanagi

Right on half time as well, perfect timing. This will force Basel out, expect a different second half.

OSCAR!!!!

If it's any consolation Le Arse can't get through against Marseille either.

This game is SCREAMING for Juan Mata.

No prizes for guessing who just scored for Barca against Ajax.

They're being tenacious to break down. Keep bashing on the door and we'll knock it down.

I thought I heard that too, what the f**k. Don't think it was our fans though.

Nice piece of skill there Willian

I fear that our lack of a decent striker is going to be our downfall yet again this season. If only we had a young, eager, and imposing striker in our squad to really strike fear into defenders and score goals... ...Oh wait.

3-1 to United now, Rooney again. United have two forwards who can reliably score goals, we have none.

Van Persie to the rescue yet again... United are so reliant on him it's f**king absurd.

Schurrle off for KDB Eto off for Torres We can still win this but we need to be f**king ruthless right off the bat.

We dominate possession and get a sh*tload of chances but convert nothing... Then we concede a sh*tty goal.

f**king knew it, just f**king knew it.

Arghhhhhh....

f**king hell, just put it in the net. Another chance skied.

Ramires being wasteful again.

Oh f**king hell... Agent Webb has been sent by Ferguson...

Torres, Lampard, and Oscar to come on in the second half I'd wager.

Strong line up there. Cannot see us losing this.

My god how sh*t is Joe Hart? If we only have him going into the World Cup we're utterly f**ked.

I think we're going to absolutely stuff Everton. I'm actually rather fond of them as a football club, so hopefully it's not an utter rout.

Oh f**k... Lots of French press reporting that we have agreed to sell Juan Mata to Paris Saint-Germain.

Liverpool apparently threw in a last-minute offer for Mata, thought to be £30mil.

f**king sh*t, we sent out Lukaku AGAIN!? THE F U C K !? Mata to PSG getting louder as well... This can't be f**king happening.