Izanagi

Roman looks thoroughly ticked off.

He's missing his wingman.

Sorry, but even the most hardy Jose supporter can see that something is wrong here.

Time and again... we are missing Mata so badly it's unreal.

Can see another Everton unfolding here. We're going to let a sh*tty goal in and Fulham will just park the bus.

Ramires has been very poor again.

Yeah, it's as if we're missing a quick-footed quick-thinking playmaker...

Poor, piss poor.

If this Mata issue doesn't get resolved before January I honestly could not blame him if he puts in a transfer request. Any top-four team would pounce on Mata with lightning-speed if he put himself on the market.

Absolutely must win this now. A loss or even a draw here (maybe) will pile massive pressure on Jose.

I seriously want to know what on earth Jose has against Mata. Saying he's not match fit and having him on the bench is one thing, leaving him out of the squad entirely is another.

Luiz and Mata not even on the bench!? What the f**k is going on!?

Southampton

Dippers on the verge of losing to Southampton

Lukaku scores on his Everton debut... You could have put money on it.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8932869/chelsea-boss-jose-mourinho-warns-juan-mata-he-must-adapt-his-game Ok, what the hell. Mata adapt his game when he's been our best player for the past two seasons? What on earth...

Expect nothing less than a 4-0 win. Defeat here and I'd say we have reason to panic. We need results, and need them quickly.

That's putting it mildly.

Uh-oh... Roman is on the warpath...

Ugh... Did I really just watch that happen... Pathetic. Completely Pathetic. f**king Pathetic.

Mata on for Hazard (ASAP)

Mata, Kevin, Azpi warming up.

Finally putting some pressure on.

Holy f**k that would have been an AMAZING goal from Oscar Oscar MOTM so far, easily.

Jesus, see what happened to Dortmund?