Izanagi

@Benitez

According to SSR the announcement from Chelsea is "Imminent".

What did he tweet this time?

My reaction to the sacking of RdM

He sacks who he wants, HE SACKS WHO HE WAAAAANTS! ROMAN ABRAMOVIC, HE SACKS WHO HE WANTS! I see that chant coming a mile off.

Conspiracy hat on here, What if the players actually knew what was coming regardless and that is what caused them to lose it? RdM must have the best poker face in the world.

Alan Pardew just been on Sky Sports Radio.

Rumors of Benitez getting louder...

I was wondering why Cole, Mata, Hazard, and Cech were not tweeting last night... thought some nasty sh*t had gone down....

Just woke up to this, promptly spat coffee all over my desk. Abramovich you have to be f**king kidding me!!

Don't see this happening unless we qualify for the knock-out stage, which is out of our hands now.

Shaktar draw with Juventus = Shaktar 1st, Juventus 2nd - We are Out Shaktar lose to Juventus = Juventus 1st, Shaktar 2nd - We are Out Shaktar beat Juventus and Chelsea beat Nords = Shaktar 1st, Chelsea 2nd, Juventus 3rd - We are Through. It might be possible that Juventus go to Shaktar looking for a win so they don't run the risk of facing Barca, Bayern, or Real - neither side wants that. Shaktar will be content for a draw but if they really wanted to pull the ultimate they could beat Juventus for the hell of it and let us take 2nd.

Somehow I think that Shaktar won't do us a favour because of the way we pinched 3 points from them at the Bridge. Time to start growing thick skins to the torrents of chants coming our way.

Even if they draw they still finish on top. If Juventus win then they both still go through. Looking extremely bad; only hope is if Shaktar decide to troll Juventus for the hell of it and beat them.

We're the first

I have no idea, i'm laughing but it's not happy...

Well, Manchester City are more-or-less out anyway... but at least they went out to the likes of Dortmund, Real, and Ajax. We went out to Juventus and Shaktar Donestk. First London team to win the CL and the first reigning holders to go out in the group stages. fml

Very very very small. Shaktar have qualified and Juventus only need 1 point to go through if we beat Nords at home. They'll probably just have a kick-around and go for a draw so they both go through.

The chants are going to be unbearable...

If I were to hazard a guess I'd say that the loss of both JT and Lampard has seriously hurt the side.

Guess we have to stop the "Champions of Europe" chant.

Unless Shaktar do us a HUGE favor and beat Juventus I seriously fear for RdM's job.

Ok, we're counting on Shaktar to beat Juventus - They HAVE to beat them and we HAVE to win at Stamford. Anything other than that and we are out.

What if Shaktar beat Juve and we beat Norsj?

What if Shaktar get beaten by Juventus? Do we still have a shot?