I’m not too impressed with it so far!

For the whole of January I have been seething looking at Drogba.

I have turned over to February and am looking at Malouda, Mikel and Kalou.

Thinking this can’t get too much worse, I flip over to March and have to stare wistfully at Bridge, although at least I can smile as Anelka is there as well.

It gets worse. April is Joe Cole, May is Cech and Cudicini and June is Deco and it goes on.

The first time I will be able to smile unreservedly while looking at my calendar is October when its Lampard. Knowing my luck, he will have signed for Arsenal by then!! :D

should have got yourself a winnie the pooh one mate

pooh and eeyore this month

Mate, I'm looking at my Chelsea calendar and thinking the very same thing...

mikel obi's signature looks like a 5 year old as written it

The Chelsea calendar I've got on my desk had Malouda on it for January! Am breathing a little easier now as have Petr Cech.

But then its Drogba in March and Kalou in April.

Shame February is a short month.

(I've got the desk calendar, not the wall one)

My calender is hanging on the inside of my wardrobe door so I only have to look at it twice a day. :)

My calender is hanging on the inside of my wardrobe door so I only have to look at it twice a day. :)

If our season is anything to go by, your calander should have blank pages after the end of next month, it'll be finished

I have the same calender, it's hanging in my kitchen. I'm still trying to decide whether I prefer this one or last year's freebie from the local supermarket.

Could be worse my missus has a Robbie Williams calendar...anyone remember him??

Could be worse my missus has a Robbie Williams calendar...anyone remember him??

Yeah - his career really took off after Mork and Mindy

Could be worse my missus has a Robbie Williams calendar...anyone remember him??

fat port vale fan