Help! Lady in distress! :D

I've just had an email from the University of Liverpool offering me the chance to do a Masters degree online. Here I am half-way through my Mistresses degree from the University of Geezer, and this third-rate rival establishment has somehow found its way into my Inbox. I feel defiled.

What can I do to decontaminate my computer? All suggestions gratefully considered...

Is there such an establishment as the University of Liverpool, are you sure? You'd think that's a bit high brow for the area.

And why would they offer to "do" a degree, are they fencing stolen degrees?

Questions, questions....

But worrying nevertheless, you are right. I'd boil your computer in water for a good hour or so, that usually makes eeky things go away.

University of Liverpool

"If you can read this e-mail you're in"

Can they be reported for tapping me up?

Welcome to the lovely world of Spam!

You can now expect emails on how to make your dick bigger and that a russian 18 year old is home alone waiting on webcam!

Add a junk filter to your email client or download Thunderbird and use the junk controls on there.

I'm very anxiously awaiting the results of my second year exams. I think the written papers went OK, but I don't know if I did myself justice in the orals. The Geezer feedback said my nerves let me down.