Currently 5-1 to The Arse and Baptista's got a hat-trick.

And yes St. Stevie Gerrard MBE is playing!!!

Good work waffle - he has just scored a cracker

My feelings on threads like these are not ones of a positive nature :evil:

You wait till its over before the gloating.

Well it is fair to say that doesn't expect a dramatic comeback. Garcia gets injured and has the choice of bringing on Crouch and moving Bellamy out wide or bringing on CarJacker - Carjacker it is!

5-3.

YES!!!! 6-3

Can we mock yet Gem?

Yes. Yes you may.

YES!!!! 6-3

That is the most bizarre scoreline. Quite shocking

Bit gutted I didn't bother watching it now. Lets hope we keep the goal tally up tomorrow night.

YES!!!! 6-3

That is the most bizarre scoreline. Quite shocking

Bit gutted I didn't bother watching it now. Lets hope we keep the goal tally up tomorrow night.

Jose wouldn't be happy with a hockey scoreline like that.

I do enjoy it when Dudek is in goal for the Fool, I wonder how many out of the six were down to him?

Stevie Me limping... now we hear how he was injured throughout and puts all the blame on that.

Stevie Me limping....

I hope it's terminal!!!

Spot the difference between

and this

There is light at the end of the tunnel for any despondent mousers. Within hours of the full time whistle has already pinpointed the reason for tonight's heavy home defeat and is taking steps to address it.

The Spaniard added: "The problem was conceding four goals in the first half.

And some had the foolishness to doubt his greatness!

Apparently Gonzales' injury isn't too bad and he should be back in a few weeks. Garcia looks like he has picked up a case of 'Michael Owen knee' and is probably gone for a year. Sad for him if true.

But back to the important business of gloating:

Meanwhile in other news ambulance crews were called to the Nou Camp stadium in Barcelona when it was feared that the entire Barcelona first team had suffered serious food poisoning. However, those fears were soon proved unfounded when it was discovered that the players had in fact been watching the English Carling Cup quarter final and were merely hysterical with laughter.

Apparently Gonzales' injury isn't too bad and he should be back in a few weeks. Garcia looks like he has picked up a case of 'Michael Owen knee' and is probably gone for a year. Sad for him if true.

But back to the important business of gloating:

Meanwhile in other news ambulance crews were called to the Nou Camp stadium in Barcelona when it was feared that the entire Barcelona first team had suffered serious food poisoning.

This only happens when you are about to play Arsenal