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At the beggining of every week I download two podcasts........

BBC 606 Football Phone-In and Times Online (Game) Podcast.

Listening to my 606 Podcast live from The Millenium stadium... I heard a bloke "Peter from Canterbury" (you know who you are)

Who claimed to be a Chelsea fan???

Moaning about supporters chucking celery.......

He said during the game,he had made a note of all the supporters seats that he had seen with celery and that on "Monday morning" he would be going to the Bridge to grass these people up.........f**king Unbelievable

What a sad sad bar-steward this man is!!

He obviously cant be Chelsea!!

I hope no one gets in trouble because of this miserable waste of skin icon_twisted.gif

Rob

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CELERY

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Glory i believe 'sad sad bar steward' is not the appropriate term for Peter.

Blubeard's was definitely more suitable.

Peter if your reading this, you c**t, why don't you f**k off back to the garden of England and instead of watching Chelsea on the weekends you should mow the 40 acres of lawn you undoubtedly have in your back garden you voluvon eating c**t!!

Nothing against Kent there Rob considering i'm a born and bred Kentish boy.

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I hope he has the bottle to put his face about...... before he grasses LOYAL supporters up!!

Its not like throwing coins or bottles of p*ss!!

Its Celery!!!

Whats the matter with some people??

He's definitely a JCL,without a doubt!!!

This JUMPED UP dirty,little,toe rag is truly a weed...in the Garden of England!!

Its annoyed me so much!!!

If the club have any sense they will tell him where to go!!

Back to the top of the Bell Tower at Canterbury Cathedral....Hunchback C**t!!

"The Bells..... The Bells"

Up the Garden!

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Up the Chels!!

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Heard it on the way home, could'nt believe what i was hearing, first there was the gooner accusing us of throwing coins, the guy on the radio said it was'nt coins it was celery, he then said whats the difference between that and bananas like in the old days. well there is nothing rascist about celery. its a tradition said the reporter. The only thing the gooner was chucking was sour grapes which i could understand.

But when that to**er who claimed to be a Chelsea fan came on i could'nt believe what i was hearing. He had no idea why it was being thrown and had'nt even heard the song. How do these people get cup final tkts. If 2 fans are going to get banned by this ex-referee Wan*er who's been coming to games for about 2yrs its a disgrace.

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To be fair to him though I once got struck on the noggin by a flying peice of celery and I can tell you it didn't make me cum, in fact it bloody well hurt. My reaction to this though wasn't to complain to the stewards as I felt they wouldn't take my complaint seriously. Next time I went to cardif I bought shed loads of celery and lobbed it everywhere and had the time off my life.

The bloke is obviously a grade A Tosser.

Next time anyone that know's this bloke see him, try this song:

4 by 2

4 by 2

if she don't sit I'll tickle her ..........

with a lump of 4 by 2.

Now that hurts when it's lobbed about!

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Moaning about supporters chucking celery.......

He said during the game,he had made a note of all the supporters seats that he had seen with celery and that on "Monday morning" he would be going to the Bridge to grass these people up.........F*** Unbelievable

What a sad sad bar-steward this man is!!

He obviously cant be Chelsea!!

I hope no one gets in trouble because of this miserable waste of skin icon_twisted.gif

Rob

PDT_nunu.gif

CELERY

Let's be honest here, vegetable rage IS a major problem that needs to be addressed as one of the great evils of our society. I mean, whatever next, lettuce?

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Moaning about supporters chucking celery.......

He said during the game,he had made a note of all the supporters seats that he had seen with celery and that on "Monday morning" he would be going to the Bridge to grass these people up.........F*** Unbelievable

What a sad sad bar-steward this man is!!

He obviously cant be Chelsea!!

I hope no one gets in trouble because of this miserable waste of skin icon_twisted.gif

Rob

PDT_nunu.gif

CELERY

Let's be honest here, vegetable rage IS a major problem that needs to be addressed as one of the great evils of our society. I mean, whatever next, lettuce?

getmycoat.gif

What is the world coming to!!?

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Moaning about supporters chucking celery.......

He said during the game,he had made a note of all the supporters seats that he had seen with celery and that on "Monday morning" he would be going to the Bridge to grass these people up.........F*** Unbelievable

What a sad sad bar-steward this man is!!

He obviously cant be Chelsea!!

I hope no one gets in trouble because of this miserable waste of skin icon_twisted.gif

Rob

PDT_nunu.gif

CELERY

Let's be honest here, vegetable rage IS a major problem that needs to be addressed as one of the great evils of our society. I mean, whatever next, lettuce?

getmycoat.gif

come on val! that was a great opportunity for some terrible puns.

"lettuce pray to never to meat the guy, he's probably never bean to the bridge, has no idea about the pulse of the club, probably just watches us on tv like a vegetable"

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