Now it's not like me, Captain of the SS Nancy, to look at a footballer's groin. No, that's Val's job I keep telling myself! But, can someone please tell me what's going on with Sidwell in the Mr. Happy department in this photo...

No, really. I want to know.

Gem? Val? Loz...

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Thanks for that Brian mate !!

Having a cheeky look at the CSR at work and the eyes aren?t as good as they were so had to lean forward to see what the fuss was all about . Have just spent the last 20 minutes explaining to 2 of my bosses why I was scrutinizing a footballers groin in such detail at work ! They were stood behind me at the time !

It's footyphallus syndrome Brian. Sidwell can't help but get a boner when he plays.

But nice catch there Brian, most straight guys wouldn't have noticed.

Disclaimer: poster has no problem with homos

Tough call. As boners go, I'd say Sidwell's wouldn't cause a stir However, I blame the Puma shorts, those are notoriously ill-fitting.

Thanks for that Brian mate !!

Having a cheeky look at the CSR at work and the eyes aren?t as good as they were so had to lean forward to see what the fuss was all about . Have just spent the last 20 minutes explaining to 2 of my bosses why I was scrutinizing a footballers groin in such detail at work ! They were stood behind me at the time !

Just tell your bosses that you're flirting with metrosexuality, and that the particular stitching on the Reading shorts is spectacular and required quite a bit of detailed scrutiny...

But nice catch there Brian, most straight guys wouldn't have noticed. [/size]

Just imagine what I notice when I watch women's footie, Scott!!!

Why, in Gods name, has Siddy been given the No9?

Answers on a postcard, for the attention of 'Claudio Pizarro'.

Why, in Gods name, has Siddy been given the No9?

It's a joke. When we signed Sidwell Ballack yelled "Nein!" and therefore the club thought it funny to give Siddy no9