... I am officially ruling myself out of contention for the England managerial position. I wish the best of luck to who ever succeeds McClaren but my long term commitment lays with screaming from the stands at Stamford Bridge. I know at the moment I haven't actually been asked, nor has my name been thrown into the mix BUT... those two factors haven't stopped the world and his wife ruling theirselves out, so I thought there was no harm in confirming my position either.

(I'm just sick of reading managers/ex-managers ruling theirselves out of the job when they wouldn't stand a chance anyway arrogant twats)

So, whilst we're here, anyone else care to confirm their position for the FA?

Yep , you can rule me out too.

Im busy laundering money for the FAI and the Vatican.

I'm still game! How hard can it be: selecting as many Chelsea players as possible but no Scousers, watching those fit young men running around, getting involved in something scandalous (preferably something saucy) and getting kicked out with a handsome pay-off after a year or so.

Well they asked me I had to turn them down ......

I am just far too busy, I got about 200 invoices to process this week and a powerpoint presentation to prepare.

I'm ruling myself in as available to take the role assuming it comes with a million pound a year salary

I would like to throw my hat in the ring, and i will undercut Qaz and only ask for £900,000 a year

Are you up for another swede? I'm a bit better than Eriksson. Atleast I've got more hair, I'm more handsome (sort of) and I'm less horny. You won't find me banging some of your women...

I'm quite cheap too.

One thing though. I will keep Gerrard in the squad. I need someone to fetch the water bottles.