Is he here, is he there, is he f*cking anywhere?

[geezer]

What the f**k has happened to Branislav Ivanovic? I've not seen or heard hair or hide of him this year.

[Jimboola69]

What the F*** has happened to Branislav Ivanovic? I've not seen or heard hair or hide of him this year.

I was just this minute about to post an identical thread.

Has he gone the way of Mutu, Crespo, Seba and Boula? :)

I think there are a set of toilets at the Bridge with stiff doors, people can't get out! ;)

The last sighting after the NINE MILLION POUNDS signing.

[Gem]

First he wasn't match fit, then he got a slight injury...

[g3.7]

he doesn't actually exist. I thought people were aware of this by now.

[Jimboola69]

he doesn't actually exist. I thought people were aware of this by now.

The Blue Santa?

[Blair Blue]

I hope Ivanovic is available to play soon. I saw him play for Locomotiv against Aberdeen at Pittodrie in the UEFA Cup late last year. He played right back and had an excellent game. He scored Locomotiv's only goal with a good header from a corner. He seems strong and fast, excellent in the air, with a good positional sense. I think he will be the long term answer to our right back problem.

[loz]

Blair Blue

I watched that game as well and until you mentioned it I had totally forgotten/ not even realised it was him. He did have a fine game that night.

It does seem off that we have spent such a wedge on him and he has disappeared off the face f the earth. Has he been turning out for the reserves at all?

[Tim W]

Nope, initially he wasn't match fit because of the difference in starting and finishing times of the seasons and then he got injured I think.