I've got a Liverpool fan work colleague moving to the desk next to mine, I want to welcome him with a few pictures of the Chelsea FC club badge and maybe some anti-Liverpool properganda (funny but non-offensive stuff) .

The pictures have to be low detail images that would print off easily (no ink hogging photos).

Any ideas?

Anti-Liverpool you say? Oooh Qaz I've done dozens on my PC at home, can it wait till tonight?

Why don't you just get an inflatible replica of the Premier League trophey!

Did you watch Mitchell And Webb last night?

Great sketch about some pseudo Liverpool fan decorating his workspace with Liverpool memorabilia

Yeah - thought that was quality - so true aswell.

''I only found out you were a Liverpool supporter after they won the European cup''