Not surprisingly, Shrek was voted the ugliest player in the world cup by a dating site vote, with England being the second ugliest team behind Algeria. The English WAGS were voted the most attractive. Spain and Italy one of the most attractive teams. Only Calamity James made the list of dateable football players coming in 11th place.

Not surprisingly, Shrek was voted the ugliest player in the world cup by a dating site vote, with England being the second ugliest team behind Algeria. The English WAGS were voted the most attractive. Spain and Italy one of the most attractive teams. Only Calamity James made the list of dateable football players coming in 11th place.

I really feel that the tattooed freak, Kevin Prince Boateng, deserves a shot at the ugliest. Looks like someone from a carnival.

The English WAGs were also voted second worst scrabble team, they were narrowly pipped for the bottom spot by the English team.

Ribery...

Ribery...

I don't really think he is ugly. Yes, he has a big facial scar, but he is not hideous, like Shrek or like Tevez or like that bar steward Boateng with his ugly neck tattoos.

Puyol

Ramos

Puyol

Ramos

Yes, I forgot about them, but Puyol does have such lovely hair, it makes it kinda tough, even though he is butt-ugly.

Wayne Rooney!