Hessleboink

I think those calling Maresca a clown are being a little bit harsh. He's a lot more than that. He's a bald clown.

Look at the urgency now - this is clearly just instinct/panic from the players, it's the only time we ever play with tempo. Dare I say it - I even miss Poch at this stage.

Enzo is such an average player, I honestly don't think he should be anywhere near a top 6 team's midfield.

The worst part is, the goals we're conceding - we should be able to defend these even with 10 men!

Please sack this idiot off, he's taking us nowhere.

Gusto must've walked in on Maresca applying his secret stash of minoxidil or something

Soooo lucky not to be given. Gusto is a moron.

We saw this under Lampard before Tuchel came in: bunch of mistake-ridden young players with a soft underbelly. Then Tuchel came in and defensively we were incredibly solid because he played to our strengths. Sack the bald man and bring in someone with a spine and some hair.

When's he back then?

Harry Kane's mouth-breathe-ometer came in at just under 5500.

Santos offers a really good balance. Should be playing next to Caicedo.

I think it'll have a bit more bite than karaoke.

This lad loves his speed!

We need more bite. Delap on for Gittens, Pedro wide left. Santos in for Enzo.

Anyone got a stream please?

I also think this is who should be playing - based on quality of performance in the last two games. Or possibly Gusto at RB and James in CM next to Caicedo.

It's pathetic to admit, but really this all comes down to his annoying face. Even if he's twatting in the goals, he's just a very very annoying guy. You usually see these kinds of faces lining up for Liverpool. Might need Giroud on loan to nullify him a little bit.

Jackson to Newcastle hotting up. If we can get 65M+, then we should sell.

This is where we leave the land of sadism and come crashing into the world of masochism.

Cucurella's hair, Delap's physicality, this guy's cry-baby-face... we should be a much more annoying team to play against next season.

I think this will work out similarly to the Havertz deal. He'll do well enough there that it's a justified signing, but we will not miss the player - and much better options will go for the same/less money. I don't mind Madueke but I don't think he has many levels to go up.

Lavia in training:

Obviously we disagree on Madueke, but Kudus would clearly be an upgrade on George at this moment in time.

Swapping Madueke for Kudus would be a massive upgrade.