Hessleboink

I think those calling Maresca a clown are being a little bit harsh. He's a lot more than that. He's a bald clown.

Look at the urgency now - this is clearly just instinct/panic from the players, it's the only time we ever play with tempo. Dare I say it - I even miss Poch at this stage.

Enzo is such an average player, I honestly don't think he should be anywhere near a top 6 team's midfield.

The worst part is, the goals we're conceding - we should be able to defend these even with 10 men!

Please sack this idiot off, he's taking us nowhere.

Gusto must've walked in on Maresca applying his secret stash of minoxidil or something

Soooo lucky not to be given. Gusto is a moron.

We saw this under Lampard before Tuchel came in: bunch of mistake-ridden young players with a soft underbelly. Then Tuchel came in and defensively we were incredibly solid because he played to our strengths. Sack the bald man and bring in someone with a spine and some hair.

When's he back then?

Harry Kane's mouth-breathe-ometer came in at just under 5500.

Santos offers a really good balance. Should be playing next to Caicedo.

I think it'll have a bit more bite than karaoke.

This lad loves his speed!

We need more bite. Delap on for Gittens, Pedro wide left. Santos in for Enzo.

Anyone got a stream please?