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    By boosting their confidence because they're better than a full professional?
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    Hessleboink reacted to nonotnowjim in Nicolas Jackson - striker   
    And the award for understatement of the year goes to......
    The guy is a class A c**t; and the most unlikeable player we have ever had the misfortune of watching. Wish he would crawl back to where he came.
     
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    Hessleboink got a reaction from Simplymo in Nicolas Jackson - striker   
    He had a bad game against Spurs, but we still created a sh*t tonne of chances. Nkunku is probably better In the build-up, but given the quality on the ball we get from Sancho, Enzo, and Palmer, I think Jackson's work rate wins out over Nkunku's technical ability at present. 
    He has improved this season though, missing fewer sitters and releasing the ball quicker. He fluffed a few counterattacks on Sunday, so there is still a lot he can improve on. But he's not the only one that was guilty of this. 
    As a team, we are developing nicely, and he still deserves to start. 
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    Hessleboink got a reaction from meta4man in Enzo Maresca - Chelsea "Head Coach" *Official*   
    Bald is best. 
    A nice bald CB and a big bald goalie for Xmas would be nice. 
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    Hessleboink got a reaction from Sexyfootball in Nicolas Jackson - striker   
    He had a bad game against Spurs, but we still created a sh*t tonne of chances. Nkunku is probably better In the build-up, but given the quality on the ball we get from Sancho, Enzo, and Palmer, I think Jackson's work rate wins out over Nkunku's technical ability at present. 
    He has improved this season though, missing fewer sitters and releasing the ball quicker. He fluffed a few counterattacks on Sunday, so there is still a lot he can improve on. But he's not the only one that was guilty of this. 
    As a team, we are developing nicely, and he still deserves to start. 
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    Hessleboink reacted to Ronetta in Cole Palmer signs for Chelsea!   
    Please excuse the shameless bump! Just popped in to say I told you so. Pep letting this lad go (and not giving him any kind of run, resulting in him wanting to leave in the first place) is a WHOPPER of a blunder.
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    Hessleboink got a reaction from WhiteWall in Jadon Sancho   
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    Hessleboink got a reaction from ducavis in Jadon Sancho   
    Seems a similar gamble to Felix, one you wouldn't expect we'd need to make twice given the huge budget we've been working with.
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    Hessleboink got a reaction from DarkMata in Jadon Sancho   
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    Hessleboink reacted to Niall1905 in Victor Osimhen   
    I love these 'still talking' updates because I like to imagine it means theres a constant meeting/phone call lasting for weeks going on where everyones just chatting about Eastenders and then it falls silent.
    "Fancy taking the deal yet, Victor?"

    "Nope, can I have more money?"

    "Nope.... Anyway, I can't believe there is an active housing market in Albert Square given the crime rate and lack of infastructure, its a suprise it hasn't been taken over for student accomadation at this point"
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    Hessleboink got a reaction from CFCCAN in Victor Osimhen   
    Better make that butter spreadable. 
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    KDH in for another long night then. 
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    Hessleboink got a reaction from TheCeleryKing in Jadon Sancho   
    Maybe the idea is to bring Sancho in so Sterling has someone to play FIFA with?
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    Hessleboink got a reaction from Simplymo in Jadon Sancho   
    This one still seems to have legs. Hope we don't get him. 
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    https://www.shootv.in/live/live10/
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    Hessleboink got a reaction from mojo in Jadon Sancho   
    This one still seems to have legs. Hope we don't get him. 
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    Tried to pay for the stream on the website but it said that I apparently just bought Ben Chilwell
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    Hessleboink got a reaction from WhiteWall in Jadon Sancho   
    This one still seems to have legs. Hope we don't get him. 
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    Hessleboink got a reaction from Valerie in Jadon Sancho   
    This one still seems to have legs. Hope we don't get him. 
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    Hessleboink reacted to nonotnowjim in Victor Osimhen   
    We should match the salary - £600k per week.
    But have it heavily caveated. Something like he has to pay us £300k for every game he played and doesn’t score. Or have a set £Xmillion penalty if he doesnt win the golden boot. Whatever it is, some kind of penalty to protect us if he flops.
    I have no problems paying top dollar if the player delivers. Just not for chancers like Rom and sterling who deliver f all.
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    Hessleboink got a reaction from TheCeleryKing in Ivan Toney   
    Come on, Ivan. (chant sorted?) 
     
     
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    Hessleboink reacted to Ukraine Bolt in Nicolas Jackson - striker   
    Hasn't he just scored the opening goal and got the second assist to put us ahead again? 
    Two important goal contributions in as many games already this season. 😉
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    Hessleboink reacted to Ukraine Bolt in Moises Caicedo to Chelsea! "Official"   
    Didn't we lose pretty much every game in pre season? 
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