mileoffside

Kalas is only 1.83 metres tall.

I know ! Tell José !....he's on growth hormones so he might shoot up soon , José has him measured everyday.

It's the best thread on here !

José isn't playing Baba because he isn't tall enough. I was making the point that you don't need to be tall, by citing Ashley .Comprende amigo ?

The medics have been tasked with making Baba taller, he's on a course of growth hormones, I hope they know what they're doing.

4 year contract, we're going to swap him for Pogba.

Thank God smokey started this thread, a bit of humour at last.

Big Sam would keep us up, then we could push on the season after. And at least he has scored in front of the Shed, which José has never done.

Blimey, this site is devoid of humour, why can't people lighten up and have a laugh with this guy? It won't kill you to have a bit of banter with him

Welcome, and what a first post !! Big Sam?.....just the man to keep us up if things don't improve , and he did score a great goal for us a long time ago !!

They'll be plenty of criticism no doubt, but one person will be spared it.....himself !

Yes all true, but I don't think he should be taking time out when we've had our worst start in over 30 odd years to promote his book.Put it on hold or whatever, he doesn't need the money. I hope it doesn't contain anything that's going to stir up a lot more sh*t, really I love the guy but he's his own worst enemy sometimes.

that's true. That's why it shouldn't happen during the season.