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Kalas is only 1.83 metres tall.

I know ! Tell José !....he's on growth hormones so he might shoot up soon , José has him measured everyday.

It's the best thread on here !

José isn't playing Baba because he isn't tall enough. I was making the point that you don't need to be tall, by citing Ashley .Comprende amigo ?

The medics have been tasked with making Baba taller, he's on a course of growth hormones, I hope they know what they're doing.

4 year contract, we're going to swap him for Pogba.

Thank God smokey started this thread, a bit of humour at last.

Big Sam would keep us up, then we could push on the season after. And at least he has scored in front of the Shed, which José has never done.

Blimey, this site is devoid of humour, why can't people lighten up and have a laugh with this guy? It won't kill you to have a bit of banter with him

Welcome, and what a first post !! Big Sam?.....just the man to keep us up if things don't improve , and he did score a great goal for us a long time ago !!

They'll be plenty of criticism no doubt, but one person will be spared it.....himself !

Yes all true, but I don't think he should be taking time out when we've had our worst start in over 30 odd years to promote his book.Put it on hold or whatever, he doesn't need the money. I hope it doesn't contain anything that's going to stir up a lot more sh*t, really I love the guy but he's his own worst enemy sometimes.

that's true. That's why it shouldn't happen during the season.

Just an observation mate, I support the club, not the manager, when he goes I'll still be here.Just to be clear, I want him to stay, but he's not beyond criticism.

José won't change, but some of his antics now are just dreary and predictable. Get back to coaching, we'll find out how good he really is in the next few months, let's hope we aren't disappointed

looks like its true, appearing at Waterstones Piccadilly next week to promote it, and a round of publicity media interviews.Just what we f**king need

We are paying the guy £8 million a year and he is picking players based on how tall they are ?

hello droog, how's your Gulliver ?

José manages by confrontation, we just have to accept it, but he needs to pick his battles, the farce over the medics and the referree conspiracy theory don't help us at all.

yes, he did say that....would have helped if he told our scouting team that there is s minimum height for left back.

Chippy, that's a great find, couldn't find much wrong with the sentiments expressed in it.

There's a height restriction for left back, like you get at the funfair ?

Wenger was asked at the post match interview, he merely answered the questionJosé was a different matter altogether