All Barco no bite

Bring him back

I'll take a few years in the championship if it bankrupts these clowns and makes them unhirable.

crap

Arteta tax

Abysmal today, at fault for pretty much everything that came from Forest. Turns out he’s still a very average full back and can’t hide behind the occasional goal anymore. Should have let Pep have him.

Serious conversations needed about Cucurella too. Now he’s not scoring he’s back to the limited full back that can’t play out from the back he was before. Hato is better

Enzo Fernandez most nothing player we’ve ever owned, what does he actually do?

At least Rosenior is gone, ay lads. The problem has always been these players

More an indictment of us than of them.

Have you seen the squad they’re playing?

Neto dropped. Great day for this club and the first step to getting back to the serious Chelsea of old

We need quality wingers, full stop. We currently don’t employ any other than the one that’s just detached his hamstring. Garnacho is crap, Neto is crap. Yet only one gets hammered on here even though he’s younger and we pay him half of the other.

26 crosses in his last 4 games and finally got one assist, we are celebrating the bare minimum. If I threw a basketball at a hoop blindfolded enough times, I’m sure one would go in. Worst rated player on the pitch versus Brighton, strange how silent you were after that match.

I’ve never known Whoscored to fail to collect data, tells you everything you need to know about Lombass.

Novichok in Neto’s morning milk too, do us a favour and start again with all our wingers.

Justice for Mudryk

Another very sensible poster on this forum

our medical department has been a horror show since Mourinho abused Eva. The curse runs deep.

16 years time and baby cheese will make Chelsea (women’s) great again

Boyfriend? I said he was sh*t. You’re the one trying to pretend Neto had a good game. Is he your boyfriend?

So just to confirm, nowhere did I say Garnacho had a good game like you alluded in your last post?

Hi pal, you seem to be struggling with reading comprehension. I’ve highlighted my comments saying Garnacho was sh*t, can you show where I’ve said any different? You’re the one pretending Neto had a good game and lying to everyone’s face. Hope this helps

Congrats on your day out, things often get missed in person. Maybe it’s your hangover, but I’m struggling to see how you’ve come to the conclusion you think I’ve said Garnacho had a good game?

To be fair, one functioning leg is more than most of our players