Coral Snake

First we had Karma Police Coco, now Officer Dibble dkw.....More OB than New Scotland Yard

Phew, for a minute there they lost themselves.... Repeat

Coco I made note of your tag Karma Police..........arrest these men,they talk in maths, buzzing like a fridge,like a detuned radio.

I laughed out load at the comment that we used to have the mainstays of the team backing the Manager http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/managers/jose-mourinho/12056820/Jose-Mourinho-sacked-Chelsea-players-have-a-long-tradition-of-undermining-their-managers.html

Cracking post Dorset. I will also watch the new TV deal with much interest

That would be like hanging the MONA LISA on a sh*thouse wall

XThis bloke??

Really!!!! When he was 17, and yes that was Robben made to look a clown

Spuds for me a) Stealing the brilliant James Peter Greaves from us via AC Milan. b) 1967 FA Cup final c) 1975 when our young inexperienced side was literally kicked into relegation at WHL. You have to understand that I have a tendency to bear a grudge

His display against Newcastle was a Masterclass in defensive midfield play. Trully Wonderful

Under normal circumstances Eden would have won MOM with his superb performance. But step up N'Golo and take a bow ,,a masterclass in defensive midfield display. I have watched loads of football over the past 55 years (too much) and in that time cannot recall a better performance in a Chelsea shirt.

And I thought we had more than enough brain dead supporters in the mid 70's to the 80's. Swansea are well drilled and coached by a great coach, who kept to their game plan. Why no mention of Willian who had a very good game......I guess not the flavor of the month. 'None so blind as those who will not see'

Me, glory hunter? As i have said I go back to the mid 60's,just pointed out Mourinho was poison for the last 18 months of his reign https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015–16_Chelsea_F.C._season

I included the performance added fees, not the initial fee. The Salah deal included personal AND team performance. He should sack his agent :)

This is not an attack on the present Manager ( the best we have ever had, I go back to the Tommy Doc era) just an observation on the last 18 months of Mourinho's reign....lost the plot

Lukaku sold 28 mil later 90 mil Salah sold 12 mil later 50 mil De Bruyne 18 mil later 58 mil

It was in fact Harry H Corbett ( Son Harold)that coined that phrase directed at Old man Steptoe (Wilfred Bramble)

I am calling this a Whooooosh

Our brother club Vitesse Arnhem won yesterday, the late winner coming from one R. Van Wolfswinkle, do they also happen to have a Hertz Van Rentil ?

I have watched this game for 55 years and this bloke is made of the stuff of Legends!

13 years since we signed Claude Makelele

SydneyChelsea nailed it.

On the evidence so far I would say that this transfer window has been a big success.

Wouldn't know whether to lick you or f**k you