Liam

Agent Fatface, take a bow son. You nearly had us fooled.

Agrnt Fatface has outdone even himself. We can only hope this is an alternative universe.

Bottler of the Match (Ploks is too pissed to do this) Jackson Fatface Mudryk Chilwell

Yes but in that position we should have a pre-planned set piece instead of a hopeful chip.

Not Noni's best day but City definitely identified him as a threat.

Yes but it all came off your big belly

Mudryk for Ebzo please Fatface

Jesus Caicedo first touch up your arse.

Completely disagree. He has covered Foden very cleverly.

A bidet with brass fittings.

Decent half from us. Some signs of organisation and planning in our play. We just need that touch of class and we do have the players to do that. City double teaming on Madueke which we should look to exploit with Gusto and Palmer.

Gallagher doing a good job on Foden.

Exactly. He hasn't earned the right to his petulence.

It's not just that Jackson f**ked up the chance but he couldn't even make the 2 yard pass.

I've never disliked one of our own more than I dislike Jackson.

In fairness to Alli he made a good point about fihjting over penalties when it's 4-0. No fighting at the City game. Jackson is a child but may grow up some day.

My bet{ At least 10 corners at least 7 so far Conor Gallagher to commit at least one foul each half so far so good Cole Plamer at least 2 shots on target get in you beauty Noni Madueke to have at least one shot on target Fatface's team talk - give the ball to Noni Moises Caicedo to attempt at least 70 passes should be on track

There's talent on that pitch.

I'd take Cole off at half-time. I don't trust those Everton thugs not to do him.

on my god

Noni excellent both on and off the ball.

There's definitely a player in Caicedo

Get in

Jaysus lads and lasses I don't know why we put ourselves through this torture. Any way I won money on Tommy Fleetwood so the make the evening more platable I've made a 5 euro bet: At least 10 corners Conor Gallagher to commit at least one foul each half Cole Plamer at least 2 shots on target Noni Madueke to have at least one shot on target Moises Caicedo to attempt at least 70 passes 576/25 A euro is a unit of currency we use here in Europe.

I'm absolutely buzzing now. That, my friends, is why we love football.