Liam

Hope he's pk. Otherwise it's Foden

No f**king conviction Enzo. Look like you mean it

There doesn't seem to be a "first press" if that's a thing,

Is that the only f**king angle?

So easy

Imagine aspiring to be Belgian!

First goal in this match will be massive.

lovely move

Playing out from the back going well so far 😗

He was paid about £10,000 by the club during the time it took to write the statement, Poor lad.

The arrogance of Sterling releasing a statement, like he has in any way earned the right, as if anyone of us cares.

Well boys and girls, it's the hope that kills ya.

Only thing we've learnt in this preseason is Madueke must start.

The jury is now conclusively in on Mudryk He is piss poor unfortunately.

I'm off to watch some synchronised swimming and hopefully a little dressage. A bientot

Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss geeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt innnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Positives: Reece's corners, Sanchez' saves, Noni. Negatives: Every f**king thing else.

De cent there from the weirdly headed Ukrainian.

https://v1.methstreams.me/match/soccer/chelsea-vs-celtic/12268517 Working niely so far.

Agreed. While we can't blame him for his parents' mistake he has the legal right at his age to change his name to the correct spelling by deed poll.

In fairness to him the last clip was a brilliant wall pass

Plenty of coverage here (I live in Leinster) and all the commentators were saying it was the best stadium they had ever been in. Feckin' Sp***. Game was painful viewing for me but it is a privilege to watch Dupont, who may well be the GOAT.

It's the trimming I object to. If you are attempting to disguise your weak chin by tapping into your anal personaliity you can't manage my club. Enzo has just let the hair grow and for that he has my support.

The plan is clearly to hire a young talented coach for the small cost of about 10m and put him on a long cotract. The board is clearly hoping he does well and shows signs of being the next big thing. They can then sell him to Real Madrid for 500m. Genius.

Enzout! Positives for me are he's not short, he hasn't grafted his arse hair onto his head Paul McGinley style, he does not resemble a rat, and he has a proper beard. The board has done well for a change.