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DumbYank

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Everything posted by DumbYank

  1. Werner is worse than useless. I hope we can help him walk one in. He’s too good a talent.
  2. I actually agree with some of the crowd. Lots of forward play today. With the exception of quality last touches. They look good.
  3. They all have the yips. Werners case is contagious. keep waiting for it to end at any moment with a bunt of goals. Still. f**king. Waiting.
  4. Well hopefully the sweet smelling follicular post menstral week is coming. That’s Dumb Yanks favorite.
  5. Getting a little fancy in the defensive box.
  6. They need to start paying extra for a score. Because it doesn’t seem like anyone wants to.
  7. Dumb yank man. Typing out of sheer frustration on an iPad.
  8. Shoot the f**king ball Kova. Jeebus.
  9. There is a prominent American on the team.
  10. DumbYank replied to a post in a topic in General Chelsea FC
    I wonder if CP is getting coached to shoot more? I thought at the end of last year during his quality run that he should have shot more. Seemed like he was predisposed at times to passing it off rather than going for the shot.
  11. This is it? He said the card was on the black dude. Am I missing something here? Surely this isn’t the whole story.
  12. Enlighten me as to why I should hate Leeds as a CFC fan. I love hating teams but I don’t like to hate blindly. Give me a reason.
  13. DumbYank replied to a post in a topic in General Chelsea FC
    That's awesome. Murica baby. Walmart and Amazon and Facebook. Murica! That is the oligarchy right there. But those scooters are free! FREEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
  14. DumbYank replied to a post in a topic in General Chelsea FC
    Me too. I check all the boxes for a gun totin', flag wavin', beer drinkin' Murican, but I don't want to see him anywhere near the pitch. (Except that I don't own a gun and drink mostly Jameson these days.) But I am fat and loud. I am a fan of soccer so I guess that detracts from my Murican resume. Hey can you guys give me some stereotypes of Americans from over there in Britain?
  15. DumbYank replied to a post in a topic in General Chelsea FC
    Thanks. It seemed like people were implying that they moved on from him.
  16. DumbYank replied to a post in a topic in General Chelsea FC
    I'm new to Chelsea fandom, but from what I see, it seem that Chelsea fans would be pretty regretful that they didn't stick with Robben because he was in the top handful of players in the world for several years after that. As a Chelsea fan, give the Robben vibe all day long, just stick with him while he's young.
  17. It certainly looks different with those guys in there.
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