Everything posted by DumbYank
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
Werner is worse than useless. I hope we can help him walk one in. He’s too good a talent.
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
I actually agree with some of the crowd. Lots of forward play today. With the exception of quality last touches. They look good.
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
I predict open floodgates 2nd half.
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
Overlapping winger. That s funny.
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
They all have the yips. Werners case is contagious. keep waiting for it to end at any moment with a bunt of goals. Still. f**king. Waiting.
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
WTF Mason? 2nd time
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
Whiskey
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
Good god Werner.
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
Well hopefully the sweet smelling follicular post menstral week is coming. That’s Dumb Yanks favorite.
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
Getting a little fancy in the defensive box.
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
They need to start paying extra for a score. Because it doesn’t seem like anyone wants to.
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
Pass the f**king ball Kova Jeebus.
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
Dumb yank man. Typing out of sheer frustration on an iPad.
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
Shoot the f**king ball Kova. Jeebus.
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Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sun 31st Jan 2021 12:00 GMT
Kegerator is the answer here.
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Why are you a Chelsea fan?
There is a prominent American on the team.
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Christian Pulisic - Official
I wonder if CP is getting coached to shoot more? I thought at the end of last year during his quality run that he should have shot more. Seemed like he was predisposed at times to passing it off rather than going for the shot.
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Chelsea v FK Krasnodar (CL) Tues 8th Dec 2020 20:00 GMT
This is it? He said the card was on the black dude. Am I missing something here? Surely this isn’t the whole story.
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Chelsea v Leeds (PL) Sat 5th Dec 2020 20:00 GMT
Those effin c**ts. I hate em.
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Chelsea v Leeds (PL) Sat 5th Dec 2020 20:00 GMT
Enlighten me as to why I should hate Leeds as a CFC fan. I love hating teams but I don’t like to hate blindly. Give me a reason.
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Christian Pulisic - Official
That's awesome. Murica baby. Walmart and Amazon and Facebook. Murica! That is the oligarchy right there. But those scooters are free! FREEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
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Christian Pulisic - Official
Me too. I check all the boxes for a gun totin', flag wavin', beer drinkin' Murican, but I don't want to see him anywhere near the pitch. (Except that I don't own a gun and drink mostly Jameson these days.) But I am fat and loud. I am a fan of soccer so I guess that detracts from my Murican resume. Hey can you guys give me some stereotypes of Americans from over there in Britain?
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Christian Pulisic - Official
Thanks. It seemed like people were implying that they moved on from him.
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Christian Pulisic - Official
I'm new to Chelsea fandom, but from what I see, it seem that Chelsea fans would be pretty regretful that they didn't stick with Robben because he was in the top handful of players in the world for several years after that. As a Chelsea fan, give the Robben vibe all day long, just stick with him while he's young.
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lets talk about our defence
It certainly looks different with those guys in there.