Zagger

I’m assuming the City game won’t be going ahead now seeing as they have crafted themselves a little winter break so that Kyle Walker can host Covid Sex Parties?

This has been a horrendous set of games. When will their luck finally run out?

Brighton offer the league nothing, I hope they go down.

Brighton are so awful in front of goal they’re going to let Arsenal win this.

Surely the dullest and least exciting Chelsea team since the 90s.

Do we look like a top 4 team? At this moment we look miles off. Think we might still sneak a win here but papering over a lot of cracks.

Now you’re going believe us...we might finish 4th but unfortunately probably somewhere between 5th and 8th. Cheer yourselves up and focus on COVID or Brexit. Time to get drunk I think.

AVB, Big Phil and Avram Grant types of performances for too long now.

Werner on the wing simply does not work, Reece James looks injured and we have absolutely no leadership, Silva aside. This is embarrassing and our away form in 2020 is abysmal. No cohesion, no urgency and just f**king sh*te. We will not be improving on last season at this rate.

Knee jerk reaction but we’re clueless going forward and vulnerable at the back against a bang average Arsenal side. We need changes at half time.

I worry as our last 3 performances haven’t been great. We need to get that first goal and then we can put them to the sword as their confidence is shot. If they somehow sneak the first goal it might be a struggle as we aren’t that creative right now. However they are awful and even Burnley beat them at home so serious questions need to be asked if we don’t win. Fancy a 2-0 here against the relegations strugglers.

I would love it if we get Arteta sacked. That’s if he survives until then.

Arsenal have just got to be patient and believe in Arteta. Trust the process and they can stay up, probably.

Yeah they have a sh*te squad granted, but he is not exactly getting the most out of them. The sendings off are a symptom of them not giving a f**k.

Apart from his thatch of hair and being the cone and bib handler for Pep, I don’t see what Arteta offers. Saying that give him time. At least until Boxing Day.

Ironic that Arsenal’s only chant is about being the greatest team the world has ever seen. Must have been composed by Stevie Wonder.

Weirdly I was annoyed Salah was benched for my Fantasy team. Need not have worried.

When Jordan Henderson scores against you, you know you’re f**ked.

Another Crystanbul on the cards? Nah sadly not.

Very Spursy finish. And they didn’t look like champions tonight despite the hype. Mourinho’s tears takes the edge off last night somewhat.

Think we might be safe...

Work hard to get in front and in total control and then surrender the game to them. Frustrating and depressing. A definite reality check over the last week. West Ham next won’t be easy on current form.

Are Havertz and Werner actually German internationals? Both look like they won a competition to play for Chelsea.

Hook Havertz at half time. Looks weak and off the pace. Wolves are such a frustratingly dull side. Glad I don’t have to watch them every week. We just have to hope they don’t sneak in front as this could be a replay of the Everton game. Pulisic the major plus point. Just need him to stay fit for a while.