Simplymo

If that's life size then who, the giant fk, is holding it! 🤣 P.s. I still can't look at it for too long!

I'm staying of this thread to you all come to your senses and stop bloody jinxing the game. Wtf is wrong with you lot!

Jeezus, you two, get a grip...you can see he prefers football boots. On the other hand, who's that trying to act all naughty in what I presume a sitcom, she's hot! (Yes, I have kids, it's been a while, and just sleep, beautiful uninterrupted sleep takes up 90% of my desires atm). Is it bed time yet? I hate weekends!

Because we don't moan/fight/argue collectively like the dippers for example. If we organised ourselves maybe he wouldn't be able to continue to ref our games with that much blatant bias against us. Big "if".

Omg, that's just so wrong! It's the stuff of nightmares. You have to buy it for Jim! Lmao *jeez, I can't even look at it for more than a second or 2.

Oh! I thought he was bald by then, jeez, I'm really bad with faces (and names, tbh). Cheers mate, it was really doing my head in.

Help...I think I'm going blind. Where's maresca in this photo pls? It's doing my head in...lol

When we come 3rd instead of 2nd, or 4th instead of 3rd then these kids will really learn to kill a game off for GD. When they look at the table at the end of the season and compare the chels stats with other teams, I think they learn that lesson too amongst others. I agree with you guys, it's really hard to moan about a 5-1, but we can also agree they seemed to take their foot of the pedal and didn't kill it off like some more experienced teams would have. I think its part of the reason why we "ain't in the title race" it's the season these kids learn this stuff and start finding their feet. Fk it, make mistakes, try new things, have fun, etc...Next season, hopefully that "magical" 4th year (which I'm holding the owners too still) is when the hard graft and a title challenge is due. 🤞

Some stats I totally agree are useless. For example how many times I've wanted to punch someone this year compared to last year. But some stats are actually very useful and tbh the whole point/argument of looking them up in the first place for comparisons, like goals and assists. When comparing goalscorers or #9's I think those stats are very important. Lol I don't care how many times he dyes his hair blue or goes on to pornhub, only fans or fkn tinder or whatever...I care about how some kid is playing for our club. He's better this season than his first and he's on track to be a top striker. Stop moaning...accept we have a pretty decent #9 and support the fker. It's not fkn rocket science. 🤣 *p.s. my youngest stayed home from school today and I'm exhausted. I want to sleep till Sunday. I'm also losing the will to care what others think about jacko (or anything else at this point) and I'm just going to resort to the roll eyes emoji from now on. (Until other emojis are available). Cheers. *p.p.s. @Mod can we get more emojis pls bud? The finger, blowing a raspberry and facepalm pls. I think that covers all the jacko posts mate. Or how about a wacko jacko emoji? I need alcohol!

He did an interview recently, I'll look for the link on YouTube, said he was under more pressure to perform last season than he is this season. He also said that this season he's just playing and having fun more and isn't worried about G/A but they will come as he plays. Something along those lines. Basically the takeaway I got was he's just more relaxed and just playing footy this year without pressure or stress.

I doubt he will ever make that mistake again though - the one he did yesterday. 😆

I liked this bit at the end in rgds to the Noni call out. It's pretty much aimed at them all. And like some of us have said in the beginning, I think he's perfect for us atm. We've always done well with strict/disciplined coaches. The manager said: "There are players in behind that are ready. We have four wingers that are all very good. "Pedro and Noni for the right side, Jadon and Misha [Mykhailo Mudryk] for the left side and in the moment one of them drops for whatever reason, there is one in behind that is ready. "Noni is not allowed to drop because Pedro is there and doing fantastic. If Pedro drops then Noni is there. "This is what they have to understand if we want to be there or be close for something important."

I remember this. I think! It was changed to every goal because no way was I going to trust the "game changing" part in rgds to wacko. Lol I remembered we disagreed and you said fine, every goal; not as if he would score many...something like that, or maybe I added that last bit. Bloody hell mate I can't remember anymore. You and your wacko obsession have buggered up my memory!

I don't think that's bad though. Like a good teacher, mentor, coach he will be able to see and understand what each individual wants or needs. That's a good thing. Noni last time got a kick up the butt and in the next game was 100x better. In an interview he said sancho is the type of player that needs love. I'm guessing mudryk too, also sanchez was love and trust (he performs better when we trust him, something like that). He's mentioned a few. And it makes absolute sense. Each one of us is different, different triggers, views, motivations, etc. What's good is he knows and recognizes all that in each of his players in the relatively short time hes been at Chels. How many of us have had sh*t teachers, bosses, managers, etc...lol On a side note...Add the above to all the work Maresca has done in 4 or 5 months. I'm even more impressed with the boss btw.

The vvd and the final whistle ones really got to me yesterday for some reason. More than it usually would I mean. Every time I place them behind arsenal in third for the teams I can't stand most, they go back to 2nd. Lol

Lmao...i had to go back and check I posted that. Ooops. *long may he stay...etc. Honestly, I'd defend all the chelsea lads but I'd also call them all out too amongst our supporters. Imagine if you had to post all the negative stuff about nkunku...you wouldn't have time for wacko. 🤣🤣🤣

Yesterday, I think on amazon, it was pronounced more like Kwee'vin. I think everyone is having trouble nailing it, lol. If he comes over to Chels then it won't matter tbh, "Dave" is free atm. 🤣

I love this guy... Did some "dark arts" training i guess. Hahaha Brilliant, it's part of the learning curve, they all need to get smarter at this and its coming along nicely in set pieces especially. Well done Cuckoo... 😆 (and set piece coaches)

I thought it was a net £800mil over the 2 yrs! Sure it was something like that actually. I need to find the articles again but I definitely posted them up in this thread. If I have time later I'll try and go through the thread and dig them out.

I've posted similar in other games too. Sometimes he doesn't track back or just jogs back. The kid has fk loads of potential but needs to put the effort in for his defensive duties 100% of the time, not just when he's in the mood. For some games he's brilliant going forward and defending. But there's been a few now he just can't be arsed at the defending part. It's normal for his age, to try and get the easy way out (maybe how they were coasting in that game has something to do with it) but once that is worked out, maresca is 100% right, he will be much much better. Oh and also, still work on when to shoot and when to pass. I've noticed its getting better, much better but still needs more work.

*corrected it for you. Its only you and maybe one or two others, but definitely not "Us". Long me he stay and flourish even more. I notice you do put/slip a lot of these in your posts. Helps when re-posting later, I get it...but don't include me dude! Its your obsession, not mine...😆 Its amazing how high Jims demands are of a #9 he doesn't actually like. Lol "He's rubbish, but needs to be better than Ronaldo and Messi in goals scored!!!"

Oh, special mention to Jonathan Pearce (bbc commentator) who sounded soo distraught at Chelsea winning. With every goal I felt he was burning even more inside. Good! Long may it continue, you absolute biased w**ker. P.s. I might actually send him a link to this post. Lol

Mornin' all...just a few quick points while having a break. - Maresca has balls. He did the absolute right thing by mixing the "teams". I was worried about how many started but the Gaffer* knows best. He won't get them all right, but he deserves the support as he learns and perfects his trade. - Journalists/ITK/muppets/etc...all over the UK deleting drafts of criticism they pre-wrote regarding how "team B" are upset they haven't played in the PL, integration issues, players unhappy or other types of clickbait rubbish to create a divide between our players, club, owners and fans. - I don't like how some were playing in 2nd gear at times while others put more effort in. But from what he said about Noni, in the boss I trust, to iron that sh*t out. - I love the team "harmony" and attitude when it comes to the squad. They all look happy and together. The way Palmer was happy for sancho scoring, and then running upto him at the final whistle was brilliant. *yep, I've done it. I really like maresca snr. From flowing/dynamic tactics to having faith and trust in the kids to everything else he's done for our club in the 4 or 5 months he's been here. He's our gaffer/boss and deserves it. You'd be surprised at how low the male tolerance is for hair pulling compared to women. This isnt a sexist comment btw, its actually a scientific fact. There was a paper written on it that i read back in the naughties, and also an article or two in "The New Scientist" back in the day iirc. Lmfao Errrr...if we are second on GD, then EVERY goal wacko scored is relevant. Poor Jim, he just has to wait till end of season and just tally up ALL his Goals and Assists. 🤣 Oh I think Jackson would have had a field day if he was on yesterday. Easily see a hat-trick for him. But it's good, hopefully it will be a reminder to stop collecting yellows and keep him hungry for spuds. All part of the learning curve. Nkunku is not a #9 but he's a decent backup for now when we need to rest Jackson, and he fits into other formations better when the boss uses a different setup. I still see him behind palmer and felix in the second #10 position though (when that formation is used). Oh, I put my hand up for this one. I did want him to mix and match. It does so much for the team, especially when he has to make the really hard decisions on selection when they are all doing brilliantly in training. But I was soo worried about how many he started with from the subs. Surprisingly even at 1-1 my fear was disappearing a bit. Maresca snr was brave and had faith in the kids and himself. I really love and respect that.

He needs to keep all the players fit, happy and up on game time. We know he's done the job of team A and B playing the same way, with the idea he can swap players with minimum disruption. But we all agree the subs team isn't really as good as the first team and it worries me... Also felix and Enzo jnr have much improved in the last few games. Hopefully they can show how much today. Come on nkunku, Madueke, etc...time to cut out the issues and really fight for your PL spots.

Tbh I think it's palmer to score or Palmer to assist felix/nkunku. My gut is telling me Palmer is involved with the goal somehow! I think the player changes are messing about with my head and gut. Sry @Zeta Palmer pls at 16. Southampton 0 Chelsea 4 *now watch felix score at 15, 🤣 🤣 🤣