Brayerz

f**k this

If he's not good enough to break into a palace team over Conor Whickam then he's not ready. If the boy is good enough he will get game time. If not then there will be a perfectly good reason for it.

Got 7th in the end, not bad for a first attempt

Probably to do with the Samsung deal not running out until the end of the season. Can't imagine they would be too pleased with an ad campaign/kit release with another company if they still have sponsorship. Details will probably emerge come Sunday/whenever the contract runs out.

Before you all jump the gun, yes I know we won't actually get him. But just say we did, where does he play? He could play up top? But then we've just got diego so that wouldn't make sense. He could play on the right, we've got a bit of a position up for grabs there at the moment so that would make sense. However with Hazard on the other side Jose normally uses that side for our 'workman like' winger. He could play off of Costa, but then we have the same problem as on the right.

Finding it more and more difficult to identify sarcasm in this thread

Drafted him into my bpl fantasy team a few week backs ready for his strong second half of the season! Can see him coming on and finding his stride each game that passes. With the contract, it's great news that he's about to sign! I do get the feeling we're a Madrid offer away from losing him though.

We also have a little guy called Dave plodding along at LB ready to fill in.

I'm sorry, whilst I agree he hasn't exactly had it hard, that bit made me giggle.

In before Remy gets injured in the next France game, can't wait for the apocalypse that would go off in here.

He's been a beast for us so far this season. My scouse step father seems to think he is our weak link and that he's extremely prone to leaving his man and causing confusion in our defence. For me, it has only ever really been his crossing that has annoyed me. That being said he seems a lot better going forward recently and its always nice to practically have 3 centre halves going up for/defending a corner.

I like how in his interview he states he knows that there are already two great strikers at the club and that he will have to step up in order to be in contention. Finally, someone who accepts they won't be automatically first choice but is willing to fight for a place.

Whoops, my bad! It really is a sorry state of affairs for English football at the moment though.

Hattrick against QPR has to be up there as well!

Well this actually looks like happening now. Safe to say he hasn't been the player we all thought we were getting but he's got a few decent memories which he leaves behind. Really hope he finds his form in Milan, an in form Torres was always fun to watch (Even if he did play for that sh*t team in red).