Izanagi

Monaco are going to net another.

Yep. Everyone hates us but if it weren't for us the Premier League's co-efficient would be in the gutter. Arsenal especially, hate us all you want but chances are you owe your CL place to us... A place you constantly f**king waste. I really want Southampton to steal your top four spot and do something with the opportunity.

This is too f**king funny. Arsenal Fan TV will be f**king gold tonight chaps. Get a beer out of the chiller!

When Messi goes to bed at night he checks his closet for Petr Cech.

Return leg at the Nou Camp will be interesting. One early goal from City could set up a hell of a battle.

Lol.

Annnnnnd they shoot themselves in the foot. Barca could seal it here with another goal.

Good, that's livened things up.

So would I, would be a hell of a battle.

Always crashes when reality dawns on that lot of twats.

If we get through and draw Barca in the next round it's anyone's tie and I'm not just saying that. Barca hate playing against us because we're the gutsiest of all the English teams.

Come on City, at least show some effort. We scored two goals against Barca away from home with ten men. You mean to tell me you cannot get one goal with 11 at home? Pathetic. Overrated side that has been kept in the PL title race by the FA.

Agreed. I feel dirty for cheering on Barca but man, this is too funny. City's players been running their mouths all season. Now look at what happens when they come up against Europe's elite.

They're getting humiliated. Come on Barca, go for the kill!

Suarez trolling.

City getting utterly twatted by Barca here. Scoreline does not reflect the actual game. Could end up 3 or 4 nil if Barca fancy it.

It's a shame really. If we were ten-twelve points clear as we should be by now I'd have honestly given Southampton at least a point from their game at Stamford Bridge and been happy with it.

So he's banned for the League Cup final and for West Ham away, both of which are sure to be hard as hell games. Oh, but look! He's back for Southampton! Liverpool and United's closest competition for top four... how convenient...

Winter World Cup? Nope. Not having it. I would like to see a collective effort of the Premier League, Bundesliga, La Liga, Lique One, and the Serie A boycotting this World Cup and flat-out not show up. I think that if FIFA got wind of such a thing being planned it would force them to back down and give the World Cup to Australia. Said all along that Australia would be a fantastic place to host a World Cup. Australia is a sport mad country with great people who know how to put on a show and host a party. The World Cup would take place in their winter as well, which isn't very cold compared to what we're used to in the northern hemisphere. Should have been Australia's from day one.

No agenda against us at all. Move along people...

Southampton are getting f**king robbed here. No more bullsh*t excuses from the FA. It is time to introduce another official into the game, one solely dedicated to video replays and who can veto the on-pitch referee's decisions. The standard of refereeing this season has been f**king appalling even by Premier League standards.

Yep, nice to see some consistency with referees. If we don't get Matic's red card dropped then it's f**king criminal.

Oh look, nice to see consistency. Vertonghen just escaped a red for the same incident. If the FA refuses to overturn Matic's suspension then there's some seriously shady sh*t going on.

Yep. No agenda here people, you're not seeing things.

There it is... Newcastle fall over like they're made of sticks right on cue.